Articles by: Claire
"Arr Spongebob, yer spendin' all me money!" – Spongebob Squarepants

What Straights Post on Craigslist

May 10, 2011 3:38 pm3 comments
What Straights Post on Craigslist

PLEASE CLEAN UP THE LANGUAGE! Exhibit 1: What would YOU do to her? – 30 (Boston) she’s been a very naughty girl. Be as detailed as you like, and I will respond back. Exhibit 2: Deviant Bastard seeks nice innocent girl – 40 (Salem) outside the bedroom I am a [...]

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Photo of August Weisz and Abe Goodman Found on the Internet!

April 4, 2011 2:55 pm56 comments
Photo of August Weisz and Abe Goodman Found on the Internet!

A photo of August Weisz (MeAwesome) and Abe Goodman has been located on the internet. http://lifeboat.com/images/dumb.and.dumber.jpg

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Excerpt from “My Name is Unique – The Autobiography of Adam Nelson”

March 18, 2011 12:51 am63 comments
Excerpt from “My Name is Unique – The Autobiography of Adam Nelson”

Chapter One: The Early Years Ma and Pa went to their graves swearing to the Lord that I came out of Ma’s bum. It wasn’t until I turned 23 that I learned that they weren’t joking. According to the hospital records, Ma’s separator flap became dislodged during delivery, and I [...]

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Biographies of the Christwire Authors!

February 10, 2011 7:19 pm131 comments

Abe Goodman Mr. Abe Goodman was born and raised on a cow farm in Goatlove, Arkansas and currently resides in a trailer next door. At the age of 18 he attended the Goatlove School for Mental Handicaps and received a degree in Oatmeal Spitting. At age 20 he married his [...]

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Stop Equating Homosexuality with Pedophila and Bestiality

February 9, 2011 11:43 am68 comments

The notion that homosexuality is no better than pedophila or bestiality, or that homosexuals engage in both of those behaviors, is simply wrong and insulting. Christian Conservatives love to use the old “If gays can marry, then I can marry the box turtle that lives down the street” excuse when [...]

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Study: Sex Turns Straight People Gay and Turns Gays into Mexicans

January 10, 2011 1:39 am23 comments

This just in: a new study has revealed that intercourse turns straight people gay and turns gays into Mexicans. The Bible has warned us many times of this dangerous phenomenon, in passages such as “Yea, and the straight men went into their wives, and were suddenly repulsed by the sight [...]

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Gustatory Gratification: Akin to Sexual Gratification?

July 14, 2010 10:52 pm100 comments

Gustatory Gratification: Akin to Sexual Gratification? Stephenson Billings is so keen on casting stones, yet it’s evident that he is not without sin. Billings, the so-called “Investigative Journalist”, seems to enjoy what he views as his god-given right to tell others how to live. His journalism condemns anything and everything [...]

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It’s Official: Stephenson Billings is a Blogger

June 8, 2010 5:10 pm17 comments

The following facebook excerpts are undeniable proof that Stephenson Billings is nothing more than a blogger: From Stephenson Billing’s wall: —Zak Mahoney what school did you go to for journalism? Yesterday at 8:21am · Comment · Like Emily Saxe likes this. —Stephenson Billings Oh Zak! Yesterday at 2:36pm —Emily Saxe [...]

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Stephenson Billings: Update on a Fraud

June 3, 2010 5:53 pm39 comments

The following is a new message thread between Stephenson Billings and myself on facebook: —Claire Snedeker June 3 at 1:33pm Billings, Why have you refused to provide your credentials? A real journalist would be happy to not only provide documentation of his/her credentials, but also his/her school and the course(s) [...]

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Stephenson Billings: Fraud

June 1, 2010 2:58 pm95 comments

The following is a facebook conversation between myself and Stephenson Billings. —Claire Snedeker May 28 at 11:13pm So answer me this, Billings: why are your camping trips “boys-only”? No, I’m NOT implying that I want to join one of your little outings, I’m just wondering if your rule of boys-only [...]

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94-Year-Old Graduates from College

May 15, 2010 9:10 pm7 comments

94-year-old Hazel Soares of San Leandro, California has proven that it’s never too late to pursue your dream. She and 500 other students graduated from Mills College in Oakland in a commencement ceremony held on Saturday. Soares has dreamed of obtaining a college education ever since graduating from high school [...]

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Is Stephenson Billings Thinking About Food Instead of the Suffering in Haiti?

February 14, 2010 9:03 pm58 comments

By now, I’m sure many of you have read the rant by self-proclaimed “Investigative Journalist” Stephenson Billings entitled “As Valentine’s Day Approaches, Are Americans Thinking About Sex Instead of the Suffering in Haiti?”. Before I elaborate further, I’ll take a moment to answer Billings’ question: yes, Americans are thinking about [...]

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Sudanese Trial Prompts Protests, Police Beatings

August 6, 2009 5:56 am16 comments
Sudanese Trial Prompts Protests, Police Beatings

A Sudanese journalist, Lubna Hussein, faces forty lashes if found guilty of breaking the country’s indecency law that forbids women from wearing pants and other articles of clothing deemed inappropriate. The 43-year-old Hussein was arrested along with 12 other women in a July 3rd raid on a popular cafe in [...]

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Charlie the Cat Poops a Holy Cross!

May 22, 2009 3:09 pm7 comments

— Moral Alert – You can submit a link to your own video, article or image you want to alert everyone about here. A miracle! Charlie the Cat has pooped a cross! I covered it up with litter so that I could remove it from the litterbox without getting feces [...]

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Charlie the Cat is Ridiculously Cute

May 19, 2009 11:46 pmComments Off

— Moral Alert – You can submit a link to your own video, article or image you want to alert everyone about here. As many of you know, my little Charlie is one of the cutest cats in the world. Her playful antics never fail to captivate people, and even [...]

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