Articles by: Cool Tom KimboCool Tom Kimbo
I am a Youth Minister trying very hard to show children that God is more awesome than sin docking and rap.

Feminism is the Same as Satanism

July 19, 2011 2:56 am107 comments
Feminism is the Same as Satanism

Have you ever heard of a “feminist”? A feminist is a type of female atheist who worships human women instead of worshipping God. Feminist brains are so filled with liberal muck that they have forgotten the difference between men and women. Many feminists will try to tell you that “men” [...]

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Satanic Hipster Tao Lin Makes Sinful Snuff Film “Mumblecore”

July 12, 2011 1:54 am28 comments
Satanic Hipster Tao Lin Makes Sinful Snuff Film “Mumblecore”

Movie Review: Mumblecore by Tao Lin and Megan Boyle Rating: S (for Sinister) for atheism, interracial kissing, twiddle rompus sex acts, heavy drug use, gambling, violence, irony, autism and subtitles. Have you ever heard of a “snuff film”? A snuff film is a Satanic video where a real person’s life [...]

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There is No Such Thing as a Friendly Atheist

July 4, 2011 5:14 pm169 comments
There is No Such Thing as a Friendly Atheist

The world wide web is large and full of sin. The only way ensure avoidance of Satan while browsing the internet is to set your homepage to christwire.org and refuse to click any links that take you off-site. Be warned: I am about to link to a non-Christwire sin site. [...]

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Atheist Math Teachers Will Force Your Children to Learn “Irrational” Numbers

June 30, 2011 7:41 pm226 comments
Atheist Math Teachers Will Force Your Children to Learn “Irrational” Numbers

God is great. His reasoning is beyond that of yours or mine, and all of His creation is without flaw. Everything He makes, He makes for a reason, and nothing He makes is lacking in order or clarity. But we are living in dark days. Heathen scientists have invented their [...]

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NBC’s Community Spreads Gay Atheist Agenda, Mocks God

June 17, 2011 2:07 pm40 comments
NBC’s Community Spreads Gay Atheist Agenda, Mocks God

Atheists are always trying to find new ways to make your good, God-fearing Christian children become godless homos. If they had their way, atheists would teleport rapist fecal bandits into your living room, sexually molest your sons and daughters, and forcefully indoctrinate them into their lifestyle. That technology does not [...]

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Reject Heathen Homo Science, Only Priests Can Deal with Mildew

June 13, 2011 4:44 pm51 comments
Reject Heathen Homo Science, Only Priests Can Deal with Mildew

All Scripture is holy, and to disobey it is sin. Yet, for some reason, many who call themselves Christians do not follow the Word of God to the letter, as He intended. Sometimes Scripture can be interpreted in different ways, and Christwire helps foster the dialogue on those issues by [...]

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Whites Finally Waking Up to Racism Against Whites

June 9, 2011 5:32 pm21 comments
Whites Finally Waking Up to Racism Against Whites

Ever since they took their equal rights from us, minorities have been on a crusade to get themselves more rights and preferences than whites. Thankfully, after many years of this going on under the table, recent studies are now showing that whites are aware of the ever-increasing amount of discrimination [...]

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Government Can Never Be Perfect Because of the Sin of Man

June 7, 2011 5:43 pm4 comments
Government Can Never Be Perfect Because of the Sin of Man

Too often, in the circus of politics, it is easy to forget what is important. When sex deviant Anthony Weiner (D-NY) apologized for his transgressions, claiming that he would take “full responsibility” for his sins, we, as Christians, were called to answer the all-important questions: What is responsibility? What is [...]

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Openly Satanic Rapper Tyler, the Creator Advocates for Teen Suicide

June 3, 2011 5:36 pm231 comments
Openly Satanic Rapper Tyler, the Creator Advocates for Teen Suicide

Ever since rock music came to America in the 1950s, Satan has tried to infiltrate our youth’s minds through music that advocates whoring, sluttiness, and general disregard for adults. But surely it is a sign of the end times when we have the first openly satanic pop star emerge. The [...]

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Are Hats Interfering With Your Relationship With God?

June 2, 2011 12:32 am39 comments
Are Hats Interfering With Your Relationship With God?

In my experience as a youth minister, I have come across many disturbing trends that threaten our young and their relationship with the Lord. From tattooing to homosexuality to ska music, there are many distractions that the young can face. The most long-lasting and insidious of all of these distractions [...]

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New Obama T-Shirts Promote Interracial Sin Lust

May 23, 2011 9:08 pm14 comments
New Obama T-Shirts Promote Interracial Sin Lust

Barack Hussein Obama has schemed a new way to trick you into giving him your hard-earned money. He is not a capitalist, but he is desperate for campaign money like a baby for a mother’s teat, so he must resort to evil brain tricks in order to strip your money [...]

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