Mexican President Felip Calderon has launched a new initiative that would coerce the United States to open its border to the country currently known as Mexico. Under Calderon’s bold new plan, Mexico’s official name would be switched from The United States of Mexico to simply ‘Canada’. Calderon argues that over [...]

No!  No!  No!  My world is like totally ruined, right now.  It’s a gag me with a spoon moment.  Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were the most presh couple in Hollywood!  Now, they are broken up.  I just knew that homewrecker Taylor Swift had her eyes pierced on Justin Bieber.  [...]

Hollywood, CA – A new doll named the ‘Just-in Beaver’ doll has many parents upset and the singer represented by the doll ‘incensed’.  As reported by the Huffington Post, the Just-in Beaver sex doll promises entry from ‘multiple positions’ and is more geared toward allowing the buyer to engage in [...]

Kobe to fans: Shut up. Keep it classy, Kobe Bryant.

Source: FacebookWe all know that D.C. stands for dabbling children, so it is always offensive that D.C. comics even puts the word ‘comic’ in their name. There is nothing comical about a grown man dressing up in tights and Corinthian leathers, secreting out into the moonlight to have his body [...]

In a very typical example of how the immorality of liberalism cannot abide in the same mind as sound logic, we were tipped to more ridiculous antics being spread by the liberal cabal of the very dangerously left wing web site TopekasNews.com, a place the encourages things like atheism, unbridled [...]

John Mayer and Katy Perry have already broken up, but some juicy drama totally went down before Perry called it quits with John for being too ‘douched’. In a classic move not seen since Delilah turned Samson’s once brawny body from Arnold Schwarzenegger to noodly Gilbert Godfried by cutting his [...]

Movie Review: Abraham Lincoln, Twilight Vampire Hunter Rating: H (Holy Fun for the Family) for anti-wizardry, anti-witchcraft, Medieval anti-vampire rage, anti-homosexual twinkle fingerings, anti-twiddle rompus, denounces Satanic love spells, anti-evolution, Abe rejects Bella thigh exposures, shows danger, aborting vampire fetuses, Republican Christian values, great in 3d It is a rare treat when we can [...]

SNL host Tina Fey is moving away from acting and is the newest person to launch a ‘techno rap’ career.  After the chocolate-vanilla success of the Justin Bieber/Usher, Paris Hilton/Deadmau5 pairings, it would only make sense that other Hollywood celebrities start adopting black rappers to be their ‘producers’ so they [...]

The Amazing Spiderman 3D 2012 is a debacle of atheist filth memes:  homsexuality, magical sky beings who can shoot eye lasers, evolved man spiders, Stan Lee apologetics and other marvels of comic-drug writer sins.  Like most of these new dirty movies, DC Comics is responsible for this nimble, tights wearing [...]

Actress Lindsay Lohan crashed her Porsche into a dump truck yesterday, getting some bumps and scrapes in the accident.  The Lindsay Lohan accident took place on Pacific Coast Highway on the West side of Santa Monica.  Lohan went briefly to an emergency room and then went directly back to work [...]

Coming off the high of changing the Earth by clicking like on any story labeled Kony 2012, the collective mass of bored Facebook users voted late Thursday to make a new official zombie rights cause that everyone must like to prove they are open-minded and proactive. http://zombierightscampaign.org/ To date the [...]

Mermaids:  The Body Found is a pretty neat new series being featured on Animal Planet.  The show makes a case that contrary to popular belief, mermaids are more than just creature of sea lore. Two friends tell the story of their first encounter with a mermaid and then go on to investigate the existance of

Tokyo, Japan – In efforts to weaken America’s Dream Team scheduled to dominate the Summer 2012 London Olympics basketball, Japan has once again used their scientific abilities for cheating and perversion. Japanese scientists have created salty watermelon pepsi.  It is said to harness ’the full salt flavor of the perfectly crisped skin of properly seasoned chicken’ and the ‘juicy bite of a fresh watermelon’.  Then, [...]

NFL star David Clowney has set Twitter afire with the results for his recent HIV testing. The first report of WR tweets HIV results on Twitter raised eyebrows and now the issue has taken center stage on ESPN. Is this really too personal for use of social networking? Some information probably is not the best