If you are a clean American and reading this, you have the right to bear arms.  You sit in a home or office, perfectly safe and sound.  You do not have to worry about an invading army marching down our sidewalk, cowering and begging for mercy as did the French during [...]

  Several months ago, some colleagues threw a party that was all but too common:  mediocre drinks, casual chat and exchanged phone numbers.  But the D.J. from the party promised he was getting ready to play something ‘that we had to hear, because it’s the new thing’.  I was skeptical, [...]

For years, feminists and their ilk have tried to convince society that women and men are equal in the work place. A cursory look at any household, from the regal echelons of the Upper East Side to the paltry porches of Snellville, Georgia, will play out a ballad that’s quite [...]

Now that Obama has secured himself another term in office, he’s drunk with power and flagrantly lifting his legs to teabag morality right in the face.  He has no fear or shame to his game now.  He’s out there right now, fighting to do all sorts of horrible things to [...]

  The Stalking Cat Man, born Dennis Avner, has passed away in his Tonopah, Nevada, home.  He was only 54-years-old.  Going by his Native American animal spirit name ‘Stalking Cat Man’ after his career in the Navy, Avner received rewards and accolades for having the most extensive body modifications.  Avner’s [...]

All throughout America, there are men who live in shame and constantly worry about public appearances with their best friend, their dog. Deep in their hearts, they know that at any given moment their dog can create a public display of homosexuality: frantically licking a discarded chicken bone, sashaying with tail upright and [...]

With another Halloween nearly behind us, sensible men of the world once again sit at home, in bars, at work or in their cars, bewildered and shocked, trying to figure out what happened today.  All year, women spend their time acting dignified, acting like it is men to blame for [...]

In America, over 51% of marriages end in divorce. While most marriages end due to women cheating on social sites such as Facebook or not keeping the ‘thrill’ of romance alive, ultimately some marriages end due to the infidelity of men. Every man is tempted to cheat several times at [...]

In the Bible, when Jesus fasted for 40 days and for 40 nights, the great evil Satan approached him.  Knowing that in the physical form, such a long fast may have made Christ weak in the flesh, Satan attempted to tempt our Savior.  But after all temptations, even Satan offering [...]

Cheerleaders are the typically vacuous bimbos who leap and cheer on the sideline of sporting games, giving us men something to look at while our teams plan their next course of action.  Why cheerleading is considered an ‘institution’ in some circles is beyond me.  How much of an ‘institution’ does [...]

ChristWire intern and BigAmerican TV host Bryan Blake is still not answering his phone after one hour alone at the United State’s biggest gay bar, The Brass Rail. After attempting to contact the show’s producers via phone, Facebook and tweets, we’ve contacted everyone who was slated to be at the [...]

  Every year the incidence of divorce raises in America.  There was once a time when the nuclear family was as hard to split as an atom, but now, with the advent of technology that can allow two people to secretly communicate at all times, we see a dangerous trend [...]

College women are not to be trusted. This little sage piece of advice is perhaps even more crucial than anything your professors list as necessary reading on your little syllabus. Women are naturally harlots, there are near 7 billion pieces of evidence that give credence to the fact. Think about [...]

In lesbian news today, a WNBA team named the Minnesota Lynx won the little league’s title today. Many may be wondering what the WNBA is and it’s pretty simple.  Just imagine all the excitement of the NBA, but toned down and filled with scrappy fouls, numerous missed shots, legalized double [...]

It is one thing to be on Grandpa Joe’s farm or on wild safari when you see a stretch-mark addled sow breastfeeding her young, but when a man is at the workplace there is a certain decorum that must be held. There is a degree of professionalim and class that [...]