The two pictured mermaid sirens are among a half-dozen female mermaids that have been spotted in the Mississippi River through Saint Louis, Missouri.  Tonight, the Discovery Channel will feature an interview with those who have come across the now infamous “River Maidens of Mayhem” and survived the encounter   To date, three men in [...]

The Dark Knight Rises is a innuendo laced name movie for the latest release in DC Comic’s Batman Franchise.  The Dark Knight “Rises” is a play on words, indicating how the Batman character gets sexual stimulation from donning tight black Corinthian leathers, then allowing himself to be pommeled and pulsed by [...]

LIGHTS OUT IN DC, GOD PUTS CITY IN BLACKOUT TO WARN ABOUT 2012 ELECTIONS The power of God is on display in Washington, DC. Finally fed up with America after the passing of Obamacare, God used his great power to flick out the light switch to the capital city of [...]

For being people who proudly ‘Hate God’ (the definition of atheism), the Godless atheist sodomites love to use genetic science to play God by creating bizarre creatures of the Apocalypse.  The latest creature they have created is being called a California Wolverine Chimera.  

South Beach Towing Company in Miami was accosted by a slew of wide-eyed zombies in the early AM hours.   Last reports cite a woman named Berneice was fighting the zombies off with a large crowbar as her colleagues prepared to flee the facility.  This footage will be shown on TruTV and the [...]

Several days ago I started my new campaign to teach everyone about mermaids.  Much like vampires, unicorn womens and a zombies, mermaids are very real creatures that Satan made by stealing God’s DNA and mixing around with other animals.  In essence, Satan was Earth’s first ‘genetist’ or ‘atheist scientist’. To get [...]

Holly Mornser, a new mermaid species created by crazed atheist superscientists.  These superscientists are trying to play God and prove the ‘big bang’ by creating lust mermaids with giant fish tunnel sinslits to convince men that it’s natural to lust outside the boundaries of natural order. My anger is kindled [...]

Brother Abe Goodman standing in front of his humble home in East Dublin, Georgia, in this undated photograph. Anabelle Goodman called our ministry tonight to tell us very tragic news.  Our dear friend, esteemed colleague and field reporter Abe Goodman has suffered a massive heart attack.  He was still on [...]

I must admit Justin Bieber is looking pretty good after having her first child with rapper Fifty Cent.    It is amazing what a million dollars and a Cedars Sinai plastic surgeon can do for the body.  Surgeons can stab the fatness right off with a new technique called lip-o-suction, where [...]

Several months ago, we received reports from our sources that Justin Bieber was pregnant and that he was using body doubles to keep up public appearances.  Though a man being pregnant is against natural order, it is not impossible with the power of modern devil science called ‘genetics’. Using genetics, [...]

We’ve already warned how Howard Stern is the anti-Christwire.  We’ve preached endless sermons about Howard Stern being dangerous and making children cry.  We dedicated a good portion of The ChristWire Handbook to warning America about the antics of Howard Stern. But despite our warnings, it seems ABC thought it was [...]

Barack Obama’s dirty lies have finally been unswempt from under the rug! An informant has leaked to us the following biography from Barack Obama! This biography was penned by Barack Obama’s official biographer and even more, Obama purportedly used this biography as his official until 2007! Barack Obama ‘was born [...]

God smashes communist website The Pirate Bay Down with DDOS, angry for uncapitalistic release of Marvel’s The Avengers. Marvel Studios has finally atoned for being a comic book production company. With America’s economy suffering under the socialist reign of Czar Obama, Marvel’s production of a global blockbuster movie with a [...]

In the image above, we prove that Iran wants war with America.   Look at how closely their country has been situated to all our strategic military bases.  Iran is baiting and begging us to strike our might right in the heart of Tehran. These people know know they have a [...]

We all know gays favorite holiday pastime is playing spike the nog with phalic spaddle and a thrilling round of hanky panky reverse banana moonslide monkey baby with each other’s backsides. But even more dangerous than having a gay lurking around your house at holiday time is letting them sneak a [...]