IT MIGHT be the funniest and most charming thing to come out of Russia since that compilation of wacky dashboard-cam videos, but this innocent-looking cat might send impressionable Christian minds wandering down some dusky paths. In this viral video, a young blonde Russian cat can clearly be seen licking at [...]

IT’S no secret that Ronnie Radke, the atrociously tattooed emosexual singer of horrible pretend-metal band Fallen on Reverse, is a dubious character with a record of violence. Some days it seems that if he’s not being sentenced to prison on murder-related charges, he’s attacking his fans with microphone stands or [...]

IT’S no secret that Ke$ha has a stirring effect on the loins of red-blooded heterosexual men everywhere. From her smouldering “come sleep with me” eyeshadow to her wanton tumble of blonde curls, she leaves a lot of us imagining a wanton tumble of a very different kind! This appealing trailer-park [...]

FEW shows on television are more disgusting than Game of Thrones,  16 & Pregnant and Smash. But there are still a few. One of these is The Walking Dead, a high-concept post-apocalyptic drama series based on a series of crudely drawn comic books that everybody now claims that they were [...]

BLACK Veal Brides. My Chemical Romance. Avenged Semenload. Green Charlotte. Billy Biersack. These are the names that strike fear into the heart of every Christwire writer. Or, rather, they would strike fear into the heart of every Christwire writer was not every single member of the unbreakable Christwire fellowship courageous [...]

FOR many years worried Christians have been warning that gay marriage would lead to all sorts of terrible consequences — legalised paedophilia, Mormon polygamy and furrysexual furverts marrying their long-suffering huskies (and continuing to do unnatural things to their sheaths and tail holes). But not even in their sweatiest fever [...]

IT’S no secret that Pokemon is the most vile, sadistic and insidious animal-fighting game ever inflicted on an entire generation of impressionable children. Even now, it could be breeding a whole new legion of Michael Vickses who think that it’s perfectly fine to force dogs to fight to the death [...]

IT’S no secret that cyclists are the most annoying, irresponsible, anti-social, smug, self-righteous hipster scofflaws on our roads. Whether you’re a pedestrian or you drive a 22-wheel road train delivering new Hummers to the local dealership, you know very well the sinister scourge of the cyclist. These self-styled “lycra louts” are [...]

        AMERICA’S most Christian, most heterosexual footballer, Tim “Teabag” Tebow, has stiffened himself for a new thrust in his war on homosexuality. Tebow had recently been accused of going soft on gays after he made a limp withdrawal from speaking at the megachurch of pastor Robert Jeffress, a [...]

IT’S no secret that Barack Obama has an ego the size of Kenya. After all, it takes a real megalomaniac to wake up one day and say to himself: “Self, I think I deserve to be the most powerful man in the world!” But could Obama be about to go one step [...]

IT’S no secret that God hates evolution, so it’s no surprise that He chose to smite an evolutionist lungfish as He smote Queensland with yet another holy flood this week. As Sister Susan has so insightfully reported, God has been smiting the Australian redneck state of Queensland with fires, floods, cyclones [...]

THE year is circa 560 to 540BC. The book is 2 Kings. The weather is apocryphal. Elisha, the hard-working prophet of the Christian god, is shuffling up the long and dusty road to the ancient near-eastern town of Bethel. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, comes a gaggle of hard, rough, [...]

“The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them. And the cow and the bear shall feed; their young ones shall lie down together: [...]

By Exbrony FARMVILLE has launched an all-out attack on Christianity with evolutionist dinosaurs, strange animal sex acts, genetically modified “Frankenfoods” and endorsement of the depraved furrysexual lifestyle — all while exposing unsuspecting users to the degenerate, perverted cultures of the Dutch, the Germans and other foreign races. In this shocking [...]

By Exbrony HOMOSEXUALIST behaviour in the animal kingdom has always been the atheist’s trump card. Ask any professional atheist, from Greta Christina to Rebecca Watson to self-proclaimed “evolutionary biologists” such as PZ Myers and Jerry Coyne and they will all tell you the same thing: the fact that the beasts of the field try [...]