Articles by: Friar Dick Bothholes - Cantor of The White Prophet Shirokuma I am Cantor of The White Prophet Shirokuma The True Demiurge. During the week I visit young girls who have fallen from grace, providing them with succour and assisting them in purging their previously wanton ways through a rigorous physical regimen. On Sunday after my daily ablutions I lead a group of stalwart young lads in a madrigal group that rains praise upon The True Demiurge. I enjoy home-pressed Elderberry wine and sometimes allow my youthful charges to assist me in the stamping and bottling process. I have a ferret named Strickland.