As evidenced by the 3 Super Bowl wins Jon Kitna bestowed upon the Detroit Tigers, a strong belief in God pays higher dividends than anything any individual can do in the own power. Yet something is afoul in Miami.
After rigorous investigative reporting and speculation, there is very conclusive evidence that Lebron James and Shane Battier, battier being french slang for “battering the anus”, are sacrificing children to win a championship.

As evidenced by the 3 Super Bowl wins Jon Kitna bestowed upon the Detroit Tigers, a strong belief in God pays higher dividends than anything any individual can do in the own power. Yet something is afoul in Miami.

After rigorous investigative reporting and speculation, there is very conclusive evidence that Lebron James and Shane Battier, battier being french slang for “battering the anus”, are sacrificing children to win a championship.

As man moved out of huts and away from having blasphemous sex with farm animals and their immediate family, he began the pursuit of knowledge. Knowledge to affirm the almighty belief in Jesus God the Ultimate Creator of the Universe. Such as the heated debate over the age of the earth. Was the earth created 5000 or 5500 years ago?

DNA is the code created by God 5000 years ago that ensures the continuing existence of His creation. While many throughout history have been able to simply leave well enough alone, too many others have the hubris to question and investigate that which has been given to us by the Almighty Creator. They have rode down the path of science in a monorail commissioned by Satan, built by Davinci and piloted by Darwin.