Articles by: Jim McCarterJim McCarter
The workshop of character is everyday life. The uneventful and commonplace hour is where the batle is lost or won.

Mac Virus Proves God Unhappy with Apple Fanboys

April 9, 2012 3:55 am0 comments
Mac Virus Proves God Unhappy with Apple Fanboys

Apple fanboys are in mourning today, after news that a Mac virus has caused the downfall of Steve Job’s empire.  Everything from iPads, to iPods to Mac tablets and desktop models are affected.  The Mac Virus is the most complex computer virus even seen in the history of mankind.  The [...]

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Obama Buys New Sports Car With Taxpayer Money

February 1, 2012 2:44 am3 comments
Obama Buys New Sports Car With Taxpayer Money

Undaunted by the failing US economy, Barack Obama cannot resist buying himself new ‘presidential bling’.  This customized sportscar, now being called the “Big O”, cost taxpayers a whopping $280,000.  Obama justified buying the car as ‘helping the American auto industry”. Barack Obama made headlines in Washington today with his antics [...]

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Jay Leno Misfires with Tasteless Casey Anthony NBC Satire

July 7, 2011 4:35 am1 comment

Jay Leno’s comedy could not hit the broad side of a barn last night as he tried to make light of the entire Casey Anthony trial.  What a sick world we live in when the left-wing media whoremachine just cannot take things seriously. Do you remember when Jon Stewart cut [...]

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Dunkin Donuts Versus Krispy Kreme: Who Tastes Better?

June 4, 2011 3:38 am10 comments
Dunkin Donuts Versus Krispy Kreme:  Who Tastes Better?

Apparently there are restaurants in the Midwest called “Dunkin’ Donuts”, a hog’s trough of Wal-mart caliber customers who desire baked confectionary. I am sure all the little Dunkin Donuts places are cute and quaint, but for you poor people out there who have not had Krispy Kreme, I tell you. [...]

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WIKILEAKS – Iran Obtains Nuclear Weapons from North Korea

November 29, 2010 9:11 am1 comment

The Obama administration tried to hide the truth from America, but an Australian hacker named Julian is bringing dark Obama into the light where we can all see what lies and shadowy secrets his administration has tried to hide. We all know North Korea is an evil country.  President George [...]

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Rioting Flamboyance of Gays Injure 110 Cops in Belgrade

October 10, 2010 9:32 pmComments Off
Rioting Flamboyance of Gays Injure 110 Cops in Belgrade

The gay rights movement is causing calamity worldwide, as tonight proved by the worst violence seen in Belgrade in over two years. Reuters News Agency reports utter chaos and warfare. People lay flailed on the street,exploited and bleeding. Children are alone in the streets, crying and without parents. Police cannot [...]

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NASA Reveals New Space Robot, Robonaut 2 (R2)

August 22, 2010 5:08 pm7 comments

Houston, TX – Today in a televised press interview, NASA revealed the newest addition to America’s space-fleet, the Robonaut 2 space marine. The Robonaut 2, called R2 for short, is designed to be America’s newest generation of space explorer. The robot uses advanced LED/MIG technology, making its AI at least [...]

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Perseid Meteor Shower 2010, More than Just a Light Show

August 12, 2010 7:44 pm5 comments

The glorious Perseid meteor shower 2010 will soon luminate our night sky. While this Friday’s display will dazzle and wow spectators, scientists are also gearing up and pulling out complex instruments to ‘enjoy’ this show in a very special way. The Perseid Shower, with is predictability, provides scientists are great [...]

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Castro Warns of Impending Nuclear Holocaust

August 7, 2010 7:34 pm8 comments

Fidel Castro has threatened America once again! Cuba has sneaked more Russian nuclear missles into Cuba. Castro has warned Obama to surrender or America will be nuked by the Communist Alliance. Cuba’s Fidel Castro took part in his first government function since he nearly died in 2006, repeating his apocalyptic [...]

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Obama Announces His Own Dollar Currency

July 17, 2010 12:53 am14 comments
Obama Announces His Own Dollar Currency

In an unprecedented display of abused power, Barack Hussein Obama today unleased his own currency. This action is not only unConstitutional, but is no better than what pre-NAZI Germany did to their deutch dollar during WW2. The new bill, called the ObamaMark, is the equivalent of $44. The microchip fibers [...]

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Mexican Protests End In Natural Vandalism

May 3, 2010 8:27 am7 comments
Mexican Protests End In Natural Vandalism

Over the weekend, Mexicans in Texas and New Mexico rioted and complained about how we finally have permission to kick them out. The Department of Homeland Security has developed flying robots, named Predators, that will help American citizens track down Mexicans and toss them back over the border, whence they [...]

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Masters 2010 Leaderboard, Tiger Will Fall

April 11, 2010 3:07 pmComments Off

As we approach the final round of the Masters, let us look upon the Masters 2010 leaderboard. [picappgallerysingle id="8477420" align="right"]Westwood is leading the pack, with Mickelson on his heels. Michelson is the favored winner and I would be honored to have him with the Masters title for this year. Behind [...]

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Ahmadinejad Announces Iran A Nuclear Power

February 12, 2010 2:29 am1 comment

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced today that Iran is a nuclear power. Last week Iranian officials and Ahmadinejad vowed a significant announcment that would ‘shake’ the foundation of the West and particularly the US would be announced on February 11, the day Iran celebrates Revelution Day. While there is still [...]

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President Barack Hussein Obama State Of The Union Address

January 27, 2010 8:54 am1 comment
President Barack Hussein Obama State Of The Union Address

When President Barack Hussein Obama takes the stage for his first State of The Union address tonight, it’s predicted that he will try to recast his presidency in attempts to regain trust and respect of the American people. Recent polls show that Obama’s approval rating has dropped to an all [...]

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Biblical Damage In Haiti In Wake of Massive Earthquake

January 14, 2010 10:29 am2 comments
Biblical Damage In Haiti In Wake of Massive Earthquake

Biblical Damage Devastation and chaos today in Haiti, as a 7.0 earthquake rocked the island nation on Tuesday. The horrifying quake has left great destruction in its aftermath, with Haiti capital Port-Au-Prince itself laying in near ruins. Leading politician and Hatian Senator Youri Latortue suggested that the death toll could [...]

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