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Dumbass Reactionary Americans, Stop Giving Away Your Gun Rights Over Sandy Hook Tragedy

December 15, 2012 8:42 am90 comments

Today’s political posturing by the dumbass, reactionary left-wing media and politicians was inevitable. Somewhere in the course of America’s history, there are some slope-browed, Cro-magnon, knuckle-dragging dolts who think that our Constitutional Rights are something to be trampled upon. These are the people who cried foul and swore America was [...]

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Kansas City Chiefs Player Shoots Himself, Girlfriend in Shocking Suicide Homicide Investigation at Arrowhead Stadium

December 1, 2012 11:37 am2 comments
Kansas City Chiefs Player Shoots Himself, Girlfriend in Shocking Suicide Homicide Investigation at Arrowhead Stadium

The 2012 – 2013 football season has officially become the worst for the Kansas City Chiefs. Marred by a season of losses, not being able to score and being the general whipping boy of the NFL is no longer the worst of the Chiefs’ worry. New reports indicate that a [...]

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Military Absentee Ballots Delivered Day Late, Would Have Swung Vote for Romney

November 9, 2012 1:27 pm27 comments
Military Absentee Ballots Delivered Day Late, Would Have Swung Vote for Romney

  WASHINGTON, D.C. – New information of voter fraud could mean Barack Obama is not president of the United States.  The question is will Obama’s government suppress this information before it reaches public media.  Sources at The Daily Duffle, a news site operated by veterans, report that hundreds of thousands [...]

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Tagg Romney Buys HART Intercivic, Voting Machine Company For Ohio Solamere Capital

October 22, 2012 10:55 am15 comments
Tagg Romney Buys HART Intercivic, Voting Machine Company For Ohio Solamere Capital

Barack Obama’s constant lies and mean political ad campaign has tricked enough Americans to make this race close, especially in swing states like Ohio.  It’s unfortunate that once again, it looks like the American people will not vote for the correct president.  And just like when we had to ‘bend’ [...]

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Takes Massive Dump on Remainder of America’s Decency, Parenting

August 31, 2012 2:54 pm18 comments
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Takes Massive Dump on Remainder of America’s Decency, Parenting

America failed to tune into the RNC over the last few days because there was something more important going on.  No, it was not Hurricane Irene.  It wasn’t even to take time to reflect on how America will be much better with the Jersey Shore being cancelled.  It was a [...]

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Facebook IPO Continues to Plunge, Loss at Now $15 Billion

May 25, 2012 11:03 pm0 comments

NASDAQ may want to consider new trading symbol visualization for Facebook. Tuesday brought more trading horror for social giant Facebook, as shared plummeted again and leaving the now public company down nearly one-third in the value in boasted in its Friday debut. Facebook’s stock reached a high of $45 a share on Friday, but at

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KS TV Stabbing at WIBW in Topeka

10:44 pm0 comments

Topeka authorities have confirmed two salesman at local WIBW-TV were injured when a man wielding a knife stabbed them after breaking into the facility. Authorities have purportedly identified the man as Ray Miles, a homeless man. Miles was tackled by 8 employees and held down until police arrived. Kristen Veverka, spokesperson for the Topeka police,

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Rick Santorum Suspends Presidential Campaign, Daughter Bella Trisomy 18 Syndrome Concern

April 10, 2012 1:20 pm30 comments
Rick Santorum Suspends Presidential Campaign, Daughter Bella Trisomy 18 Syndrome Concern

Though he vowed to continue to fight Romney for the Republican presidential nomination, today all we can do is wish the best for Senator Rick Santorum’s family.  Several months ago, Santorum announced that his daughter Bella had Trisomy 18 and had grown ill due to her illness.  Today, Rick Santorum announced that he is [...]

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President Obama, Why Did You Bypass Congress and Give the Muslim Brotherhood $1.5 Billion Dollars Today?

March 22, 2012 5:32 pm11 comments
President Obama, Why Did You Bypass Congress and Give the Muslim Brotherhood $1.5 Billion Dollars Today?

Hello, dear readers and good friends, my name is Joe P. Reagan.  I have one question on my mind today:  President Obama, during these terse economic times, why the hell did you just bypass Congress and give the Muslim Brotherhood $1.5 billion dollars. Several times in the past, including a [...]

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Is Your Son Turning Into A Emozione Lesbian

March 4, 2012 3:00 am7 comments
Is Your Son Turning Into A Emozione Lesbian

In the days of old, co-ed college campuses were a great place. Men stood tall and firm, studying to become the doctors, lawyers and busniessmen of tomorrow. While some women excelled in proper fields of study too, most were there for a good social time while their lax, non-essential fields [...]

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God Strikes Missouri with 4.0 Earthquake, Missouri Tigers Moving to the SEC To Blame

February 22, 2012 2:57 pm6 comments
God Strikes Missouri with 4.0 Earthquake, Missouri Tigers Moving to the SEC To Blame

The KU Jayhawks tend to dominate Missouri in every sport The Big 12 conference of the NCAA is a longstanding Midwest tradition, the rivalry of many schools going back to times of 1800s.  Perhaps there is no tighter rivalry in college than that of the University of Missouri versus the University of Kansas.  Missouri [...]

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I Know How That Woman Three Cubicles Over Got Her “Promotion”

February 20, 2012 1:06 am22 comments
I Know How That Woman Three Cubicles Over Got Her “Promotion”

Hello, good friends. Joe P. Reagan here and there is one question on my mind today: do you know how that new woman three cubicles down from you already got her promotion? It’s a story that’s becoming all too common in this modern era: the tale of quick female promotion. [...]

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PSA: Young Men, Do Not Let A Milksack Tempstress Trick You This Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2012 1:01 pm116 comments
PSA:  Young Men, Do Not Let A Milksack Tempstress Trick You This Valentine’s Day

Young men, do not let a milksick tempstress distract you from your studies to be tomorrow’s doctors and lawyers this Valentine’s Day. Remember, Satan put the VD in Valentine’s Day so he chuckles with delight everytime you climb in bed with a STD Sally. The alluring prostitutes of alimony will [...]

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Etta James Dead? No, But She Is Terminally Ill

December 18, 2011 12:02 am0 comments
Etta James Dead?  No, But She Is Terminally Ill

Without a doubt one of the greatest and most influential blues singers of all time, Etta James has soothed, thrilled, relaxed and enthralled the hearts of millions with the glorious, soulful sounds that have come from her mouth. Many have asked is Etta James dead after questions about her health [...]

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Is The Obama Administration Placing Continine In the Drinking Water to Induce Homosexual Proclivity

November 24, 2011 4:48 pm8 comments
Is The Obama Administration Placing Continine In the Drinking Water to Induce Homosexual Proclivity

The dangerous drug continine has been detected at critical levels in our newest national tap water surveys. Such a high rate of poisonous contamination indicates a deliberate effort to place this compound in the water by the Obama Administration. Is Obama trying to induce homosexual proclivity by spiking the nation’s [...]

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