December 15, 2012 8:42 am
Today’s political posturing by the dumbass, reactionary left-wing media and politicians was inevitable. Somewhere in the course of America’s history, there are some slope-browed, Cro-magnon, knuckle-dragging dolts who think that our Constitutional Rights are something to be trampled upon. These are the people who cried foul and swore America was [...]
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December 1, 2012 11:37 am
The 2012 – 2013 football season has officially become the worst for the Kansas City Chiefs. Marred by a season of losses, not being able to score and being the general whipping boy of the NFL is no longer the worst of the Chiefs’ worry. New reports indicate that a [...]
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November 9, 2012 1:27 pm
WASHINGTON, D.C. – New information of voter fraud could mean Barack Obama is not president of the United States. The question is will Obama’s government suppress this information before it reaches public media. Sources at The Daily Duffle, a news site operated by veterans, report that hundreds of thousands [...]
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October 22, 2012 10:55 am
Barack Obama’s constant lies and mean political ad campaign has tricked enough Americans to make this race close, especially in swing states like Ohio. It’s unfortunate that once again, it looks like the American people will not vote for the correct president. And just like when we had to ‘bend’ [...]
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August 31, 2012 2:54 pm
America failed to tune into the RNC over the last few days because there was something more important going on. No, it was not Hurricane Irene. It wasn’t even to take time to reflect on how America will be much better with the Jersey Shore being cancelled. It was a [...]
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May 25, 2012 11:03 pm
NASDAQ may want to consider new trading symbol visualization for Facebook. Tuesday brought more trading horror for social giant Facebook, as shared plummeted again and leaving the now public company down nearly one-third in the value in boasted in its Friday debut. Facebook’s stock reached a high of $45 a share on Friday, but at
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10:44 pm
Topeka authorities have confirmed two salesman at local WIBW-TV were injured when a man wielding a knife stabbed them after breaking into the facility. Authorities have purportedly identified the man as Ray Miles, a homeless man. Miles was tackled by 8 employees and held down until police arrived. Kristen Veverka, spokesperson for the Topeka police,
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April 10, 2012 1:20 pm
Though he vowed to continue to fight Romney for the Republican presidential nomination, today all we can do is wish the best for Senator Rick Santorum’s family. Several months ago, Santorum announced that his daughter Bella had Trisomy 18 and had grown ill due to her illness. Today, Rick Santorum announced that he is [...]
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March 22, 2012 5:32 pm
Hello, dear readers and good friends, my name is Joe P. Reagan. I have one question on my mind today: President Obama, during these terse economic times, why the hell did you just bypass Congress and give the Muslim Brotherhood $1.5 billion dollars. Several times in the past, including a [...]
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March 4, 2012 3:00 am
In the days of old, co-ed college campuses were a great place. Men stood tall and firm, studying to become the doctors, lawyers and busniessmen of tomorrow. While some women excelled in proper fields of study too, most were there for a good social time while their lax, non-essential fields [...]
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February 22, 2012 2:57 pm
The KU Jayhawks tend to dominate Missouri in every sport The Big 12 conference of the NCAA is a longstanding Midwest tradition, the rivalry of many schools going back to times of 1800s. Perhaps there is no tighter rivalry in college than that of the University of Missouri versus the University of Kansas. Missouri [...]
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February 20, 2012 1:06 am
Hello, good friends. Joe P. Reagan here and there is one question on my mind today: do you know how that new woman three cubicles down from you already got her promotion? It’s a story that’s becoming all too common in this modern era: the tale of quick female promotion. [...]
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February 14, 2012 1:01 pm
Young men, do not let a milksick tempstress distract you from your studies to be tomorrow’s doctors and lawyers this Valentine’s Day. Remember, Satan put the VD in Valentine’s Day so he chuckles with delight everytime you climb in bed with a STD Sally. The alluring prostitutes of alimony will [...]
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December 18, 2011 12:02 am
Without a doubt one of the greatest and most influential blues singers of all time, Etta James has soothed, thrilled, relaxed and enthralled the hearts of millions with the glorious, soulful sounds that have come from her mouth. Many have asked is Etta James dead after questions about her health [...]
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November 24, 2011 4:48 pm
The dangerous drug continine has been detected at critical levels in our newest national tap water surveys. Such a high rate of poisonous contamination indicates a deliberate effort to place this compound in the water by the Obama Administration. Is Obama trying to induce homosexual proclivity by spiking the nation’s [...]
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