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Living the good life in Hollywood! J. Rocca, Lifestyle and Celebrity Entertainment Editor

Michelle Obama, The Black Orchid Girl of iCloud Immorality

October 21, 2011 11:38 am1 comment
Michelle Obama, The Black Orchid Girl of iCloud Immorality

Up above, you see the Black Orchid Girl Michelle Obama teaching students in India how to do budunkadunk dances in Jakarta, India, just outside Jawa.  Just like her friend Oprah, she tried to make her little time with ‘the commoners’ seem friendly and without an agenda by handing out free [...]

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Cheating Girlfried Gets Gentle Lovetap From Boyfriend

October 3, 2011 2:55 am17 comments

Our foray into culture today covers a story –so full of sweet justice– that it’d make the combined forces of Ronald Reagan, Sean Connery and Captain America shed a collective tear. Everything began when a harlot of a woman decided to cheat on her boyfriend with her boss. The boyfriend [...]

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They See Me Ridin’, They Hatin’

December 1, 2009 9:57 am1 comment
They See Me Ridin’, They Hatin’

This was a funny photo someone took on the way back home from Thanksgiving break. I’m still not sure what’s going on.

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Woman Hires Hitman to Kill Husband, Gets Busted by Cops (Dalia Dippolito)

August 11, 2009 8:10 am15 comments

Cops, sting operations and bad-acting by a woman whose playing the wife in grief; all caught on video. Before getting to the video, the backstory to this one is pretty crazy and involves a woman, named Dalia Dippolito, who allegedly wanted to kill her newlywed husband. According to local reports, [...]

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Stephen Colbert Forced To Shave Head Before Heading to Iraq

June 8, 2009 1:43 pm1 comment
Stephen Colbert Forced To Shave Head Before Heading to Iraq

After the events of September 11th, 2001, our Christian President George W. Bush vowed to smoke those responsible for the attacks out of their sandy desert holes. He vowed that our great nation would bring these belligerent people the peace of freedom. True to his world, President George W. Bush [...]

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New Reagan Statue Unveiled in Rotunda

June 3, 2009 12:54 pmComments Off
New Reagan Statue Unveiled in Rotunda

New Reagan statue in Washington DC will be consecrated today in a special ceremony, where hopefully Reagan’s angel will be welcomed and intercede in Obama’s dark global plans. Barack Hussein Obama is ruining America and now even Congressional democrats have hearts stricken with fear and panic. We are only a [...]

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Christianity, America’s Religion of Peace

1:46 am6 comments

Christianity. It is truly the religion of peace. 6,000 years ago, the universe was without form and void, then one day natural order was instantly created…with humans on Earth destined to rule over it all. At this point some rotten atheists may already be furiously hitting their reply buttons and [...]

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