Chris Christie thwarts pro-pedophilia Democrats!

The day before Christmas dawned without fanfare or fuss. No trees were gilt gaily, nor stockings trussed – For you see Emosexuals had been given too much of a run, And not unlike Atheists, they abhor having fun. “‘Christmas values offend us” they wittered most shrill, Until the halfwitted’s inboxes [...]

Emosexuality is a term which has seen so much use of late that it is often difficult to recall a time when it did not see wide ranging use in the common language. Despite this unwavering fact it has recently come to my attention that many Emosexuals do not fully [...]