Children around the world will soon be leaving home-baked cookies out near their chimneys, hoping for the legendary magical saint from the North Pole to bring them presents. But are they really in fact conjuring up a seance for the Beast of the Apocalypse to possess all in your household [...]

It’s Christmastime once again, and with that, the bounties of Satan’s harvest out of Hollywood. Last year he struck hard with Black Swan and I Love You Philip Morris and there is no reason to think this year won’t be worse. He will not relent, and we know that now [...]

If you’re like me, a holy father of 12 kids, you know how difficult it can be to buy the right present for your children. Baseballs, Bibles, and Barbies, oh my! But what do you get for the heathen son who has decided to turn away from God and lie [...]