Madonna the 53-year-old pop star whorelot was performing her rancid song “Human Nature” in Istanbul, Turkey, Saturday when she started taking off her clothes. The aging porn fiend first took off her shirt, and then surprised the Islamic crowds when she then showed her black bra, showing the crowd a peak of her lapsing once fertile sins sacks. She then shocked the crowd further by pealing it back revealing her erect nipple to the audience. She then turned around to show the crowd that she had “No Fear” written on her back like a 12 year old emosexual.

I haven’t been on Christwire for very long and I haven’t written that many articles so I was honored when Bruce Danus asked me to his annual Memorial Day Cook out. I was even more honored when Susan asked if I wanted to accompany her on her First class flight. [...]

Susan B, Xenu, Beloved Christian Author Dead at 81 -Chuck D. Finley Atlanta – It is a sad day here in the Atlanta Christwire office, as well as the other offices around the country. It is also a sad day for all of Christiandom, the internet and society as a [...]

Wendy’s corporate policies are against you and keeping you from your tasty beverage and refills that you have rightfully paid for.

Rick Santorum in the Daytona 500 -Chuck D. Finley Daytona Fl – For years Presidential candidates have used The Great American Race, also known as the Daytona 500 for spreading their candidacy to further audiences. Today Mitt Romney will be attending the race, but he will be out done by [...]

How Danica Patrick is ruining NASCAR -Chuck D. Finley DAYTONA FL – NASCAR is America’s great All American Sport. It comes from the south and was birthed by moonshiners running from the law. Their love of speed took them from their illegal exploits and made them legends behind the wheel [...]

Is That a UFO on the Ocean Floor? – Chuck D. Finley EUROPE – It is being reported that scientists may have found a UFO on the sea floor of the Baltic Sea’s Gulf of Bothnia, between Sweden and Finland. This isn’t the first time that this news has caused a [...]

God Sends Angels of Vengeance To Smite Iranian Nuke Expert – Chuck D. Finley Iran – On Jan. 11, 2012 Mostafa Ahmadi Roshan was driving along in his car in Tehran, Iran, when a mororcycle speed along side hime. The bike had two people on it. The passenger attached a [...]

Fresh Native Souls for the Taking. – Chuck D. finley And he said to them, “Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation. Mark 16:15 Brazil – For years the Yanomami tribe,which was only discovered by Christian whites in the last century would go hunt [...]

Katy Perry Exposes Ripe Sin Treats to Hawaii/World and Destroys Christmas/Souls of Millions -Chuck D. Finley Hawaii-An amazing amount of christwire articles have chronicled the dirty whorishness of Katy Perry over the years. But I am afraid to report that she has befouled the most holiest of Christian Holidays. This [...]

Linsey Lohan to Expose Sin Treats in Playboy -Chuck D Finley Linsey Lohan is a dirty little slut. She is also a drunk, a druggie, and a criminal. So it is no surprise to hear that she is going to add prostitute to that list. It have been anounced that [...]

Stupid Prius Owner causes “Most Expensive Car Crash” in History. -Chuck D. Finley Japan-We have all seen them. We have all been told that they are great fuel efficient cars. But they are ugly, made by American hating Japs, and are driven by idiots. How many times have you been [...]

Florence + the Machine: Promoting Lesbianism and Spinsterism -Chuck D. Finley In the 90′s the Liberal Lesbian Liberation WoMEN’s movement realized that they had converted all of the hippie girls they could to their way of thinking and realized they needed a new tactic to target newer young women. They [...]

Chick-fil-A: A Good Sandwich and a Better Message -Chuck D. Finley This week, Liberal leftist homogays are once again up in arms crying about the chicken restruant chain Chick-fil-A. The chain which was started in Georgia is under attack from these anal bandits. They like to have their opinions and [...]

Juliet Simms (Automatic Loveletter) The Emosexual Movements Chief Fag Hag – Chuck D. Finley Yesterday our beloved sister in christ, Susan B. Xenu wrote an enlightening expose on Andy sixxx Beersack coming out of the sodomy closet with a new boy toy Matt. Countless emosexuals funneled into our holy site, [...]