The vast majority of Americans really don’t think about Canada that much. Why would they? Isn’t it just an arctic wasteland, sparsely populated by uneducated hunter-gatherers who sit shivering in their igloos smoking marijuana and arguing about the price of beaver pelts? Well, yes it is.

Have you ever followed a European? You would be amazed what you’ll find out.

Almost 4 million Americans are now in Europe and many are said to be cowering in their hotel rooms, terrified of the sickening perversion taking place all around them.

Now hear this! The sneaky Chinamen have already invaded this great nation and nobody has noticed, except Comrade Obama and his brain-dead Politburo.