April 29, 2013 3:29 pm
Boston, Massachusetts – NBA star Jason Collins shocked fans worldwide when he announced that he is gay. In the early hours of the morning, Collins could no longer hold his secret. He felt the need to let the grieving city of Boston know that he is a gay man. Traditionaly, [...]
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8:35 am
New York Jets Fans Mourn Loss of Tebow New York, NY (CWGlobal)- In perhaps one of the most shocking moves in sport’s history, the New York Jets have cut the greatest quaterback of all time, Tim Tebow. Tebow is not the greatest quarterback because he is the strongest or fastest; [...]
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December 6, 2012 2:48 pm
Will Ferrell is in the headlines this week, not for a new movie but for perhaps revealing to the public a long, deep-harbored secret: he likes the backside pleasure. At the Art Basel last week, Ferrell showed up with what homosexual insiders call a ‘stink stache’. The stink stache is [...]
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November 17, 2012 8:23 am
Ditka Suffers Stroke, Obama to blameCold and rugged, poised and confident, Mike Ditka and the 1980s Chicago Bears represented the gritty determination of America that stared down stone-cold Soviet communism, and won. It was nothing more than the Bears’ Superbowl Shuffle that tore down the walls separating Nazi-commie Germany from [...]
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May 24, 2012 5:59 pm
A Topeka KS tv stabbing has left the community shocked after a homeless man ran into WIBW studios in an apparent rage and stabbed two men. ChristWire.net reports: Topeka authorities have confirmed two salesman at local WIBW-TV were injured when a man wielding a knife stabbed them after breaking into [...]
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May 21, 2012 8:40 pm
A wise man once mused that girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money. And Facebook’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg has plenty of it. It is with great congratulations that Mark Zuckerberg announced today that he married his lifetime girlfriend, Priscilla Chan. Unlike many women only aged 27, Priscilla had [...]
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May 5, 2012 11:58 am
John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Bill Clinton. Tiger Woods. John Edwards. Michael Huffington. Rudy Giuliani. Michael Jordan. Magic Johnson. Newt Gingrich. Mike Collins. The list goes on and on my friends. They say that behind a successfull man is his woman. I say behind the fall of a succeessful man is usually [...]
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April 12, 2012 10:42 am
What upsets me more than feminists, are women who claim sitting at home all day is real work. Men, show of hands. How many of you consider your day off work, sitting in your boxers and watching sports, work? Can we get paid for that? Well, if Obama is president [...]
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March 9, 2012 7:38 pm
Demonic Peyton Manning ruins life of young Christian Tim Tebow. Tebow can only look on as Denver Broncos betray him thrice before the cock crows, selling him out for Peyton Manning Broncos jerseys. I can think of nothing more vile and disgusting than ruining the life and career of a [...]
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March 8, 2012 5:25 am
With all the weight Jessica Simpson gained in the last few years, I had to double check with my editor to see if the former Texan slapphappy was actually pregnant. Turns out she is. Before getting into the juice of this story, a quick warning to women: if a man [...]
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February 24, 2012 3:20 am
Danica Patrick Daytona 500 crash does not surprise any logical human as anything but inevitable. The image above is what happens when you let a woman named Danica Patrick behind the wheel of a powerful car. Maybe it’s because women are more inclined to know the balast of a top [...]
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February 23, 2012 5:01 am
Hell no. Pardon my French, but as long as a woman’s lazy butt is going to limit me to one female, eat my food, spend my money and effect my day, I got some ownership if my seed ends up in her. Women, face it, when you get married you [...]
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February 6, 2012 11:56 pm
Now before any of you start in on me, I’m a single man and I enjoy the gifts God gave me to look at. If I were not meant to look at beautiful women, I would not have eyes in my head. So let’s not even start with the whole [...]
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February 3, 2012 11:02 pm
Bronies: Friendship is Magic, Or Tragic? There is a new group of men, more accurately manboys, who call themselves “Bronies”. These are people who are infauated with a show called “My Little Pony” and they actually think it is fine and normal for a grown man to draw rainbows, colorful ponies [...]
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February 1, 2012 6:07 pm
Women of today will cover their ears and deny the authority of their men. That is because men of today have no spine and are weak. Get your women in control men. And God said “Let there be light.” And it was so. And it should be the way every [...]
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