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You recognize me from my appearances on shows like Maury and Doc Phil. If you don't like what I'm saying back up off right now because I'm here to speak my mind and teach men how to be men again over their women.

Jason Collins Confesses He Is Gay NBA Player, Should NBA Develop Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Policy?

April 29, 2013 3:29 pm1 comment
Jason Collins Confesses He Is Gay NBA Player, Should NBA Develop Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Policy?

Boston, Massachusetts – NBA star Jason Collins shocked fans worldwide when he announced that he is gay.  In the early hours of the morning, Collins could no longer hold his secret.  He felt the need to let the grieving city of Boston know that he is a gay man. Traditionaly, [...]

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Tim Tebow Betrayed By New York Jets, Cut From Team

8:35 am27 comments
Tim Tebow Betrayed By New York Jets, Cut From Team

New York Jets Fans Mourn Loss of Tebow New York, NY (CWGlobal)- In perhaps one of the most shocking moves in sport’s history, the New York Jets have cut the greatest quaterback of all time, Tim Tebow. Tebow is not the greatest quarterback because he is the strongest or fastest; [...]

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New Epic Will Ferrell Moustache Confession of Homosexuality?

December 6, 2012 2:48 pm12 comments
New Epic Will Ferrell Moustache Confession of Homosexuality?

Will Ferrell is in the headlines this week, not for a new movie but for perhaps revealing to the public a long, deep-harbored secret: he likes the backside pleasure. At the Art Basel last week, Ferrell showed up with what homosexual insiders call a ‘stink stache’. The stink stache is [...]

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Ditka Suffers Stroke, Proof of End Times

November 17, 2012 8:23 am10 comments
Ditka Suffers Stroke, Proof of End Times

Ditka Suffers Stroke, Obama to blameCold and rugged, poised and confident, Mike Ditka and the 1980s Chicago Bears represented the gritty determination of America that stared down stone-cold Soviet communism, and won. It was nothing more than the Bears’ Superbowl Shuffle that tore down the walls separating Nazi-commie Germany from [...]

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KS TV Stabbing Shocks Topeka WIBW

May 24, 2012 5:59 pm0 comments
KS TV Stabbing Shocks Topeka WIBW

A Topeka KS tv stabbing has left the community shocked after a homeless man ran into WIBW studios in an apparent rage and stabbed two men. ChristWire.net reports: Topeka authorities have confirmed two salesman at local WIBW-TV were injured when a man wielding a knife stabbed them after breaking into [...]

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As Facebook Stocks Drop 11%, Mrs. Zuckerburg’s Interest In Her Husband Drops 11%

May 21, 2012 8:40 pm28 comments
As Facebook Stocks Drop 11%, Mrs. Zuckerburg’s Interest In Her Husband Drops 11%

A wise man once mused that girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money. And Facebook’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg has plenty of it. It is with great congratulations that Mark Zuckerberg announced today that he married his lifetime girlfriend, Priscilla Chan. Unlike many women only aged 27, Priscilla had [...]

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

May 5, 2012 11:58 am97 comments
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Bill Clinton. Tiger Woods. John Edwards. Michael Huffington. Rudy Giuliani. Michael Jordan. Magic Johnson. Newt Gingrich. Mike Collins. The list goes on and on my friends. They say that behind a successfull man is his woman. I say behind the fall of a succeessful man is usually [...]

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Ann Romney Actually Never Worked a Day in Her Life, Like All Housewives (Hilary Rosen)

April 12, 2012 10:42 am30 comments
Ann Romney Actually Never Worked a Day in Her Life, Like All Housewives (Hilary Rosen)

What upsets me more than feminists, are women who claim sitting at home all day is real work. Men, show of hands. How many of you consider your day off work, sitting in your boxers and watching sports, work? Can we get paid for that? Well, if Obama is president [...]

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NFL Shock – Peyton Manning Signs with Denver Broncos, ‘Tim Tebow Will Play Elsewhere’

March 9, 2012 7:38 pm12 comments
NFL Shock – Peyton Manning Signs with Denver Broncos, ‘Tim Tebow Will Play Elsewhere’

Demonic Peyton Manning ruins life of young Christian Tim Tebow. Tebow can only look on as Denver Broncos betray him thrice before the cock crows, selling him out for Peyton Manning Broncos jerseys. I can think of nothing more vile and disgusting than ruining the life and career of a [...]

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Jessica Simpson Nude And Pregnant, Elle Magazine Cover Shocks The Senses

March 8, 2012 5:25 am14 comments

With all the weight Jessica Simpson gained in the last few years, I had to double check with my editor to see if the former Texan slapphappy was actually pregnant.   Turns out she is.  Before getting into the juice of this story, a quick warning to women:  if a man [...]

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Danica Patrick 2012 NASCAR Gatorade Duels Daytona 500 Crash Proves Women Cannot Drive, Compete With Men

February 24, 2012 3:20 am40 comments
Danica Patrick 2012 NASCAR Gatorade Duels Daytona 500 Crash Proves Women Cannot Drive, Compete With Men

Danica Patrick Daytona 500 crash does not surprise any logical human as anything but inevitable. The image above is what happens when you let a woman named Danica Patrick behind the wheel of a powerful car.  Maybe it’s because women are more inclined to know the balast of a top [...]

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Do Married Women Have A Sole Sovereignty to their Womb?

February 23, 2012 5:01 am147 comments
Do Married Women Have A Sole Sovereignty to their Womb?

Hell no.  Pardon my French, but as long as a woman’s lazy butt is going to limit me to one female, eat my food, spend my money and effect my day, I got some ownership if my seed ends up in her.  Women, face it, when you get married you [...]

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I Don’t Understand Why Strippers Get Upset When I Tip with Monopoly Money

February 6, 2012 11:56 pm94 comments
I Don’t Understand Why Strippers Get Upset When I Tip with Monopoly Money

Now before any of you start in on me, I’m a single man and I enjoy the gifts God gave me to look at. If I were not meant to look at beautiful women, I would not have eyes in my head. So let’s not even start with the whole [...]

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Bronies: The Sad Story of Mindless Manboys

February 3, 2012 11:02 pm9 comments
Bronies:  The Sad Story of Mindless Manboys

Bronies: Friendship is Magic, Or Tragic? There is a new group of men, more accurately manboys, who call themselves “Bronies”.  These are people who are infauated with a show called “My Little Pony” and they actually think it is fine and normal for a grown man to draw rainbows, colorful ponies [...]

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Women Who Marry and Hyphenate Their Last Names Are Sluts

February 1, 2012 6:07 pm33 comments
Women Who Marry and Hyphenate Their Last Names Are Sluts

Women of today will cover their ears and deny the authority of their men. That is because men of today have no spine and are weak. Get your women in control men. And God said “Let there be light.” And it was so. And it should be the way every [...]

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