Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Zzzzzing! Boring, safe and predictable: those three words seem to be the mission statement for Hollywood as of late. Billy Crystal’s hosting of the 84th annual Academy Awards was two steps up from watching Danny Tanner cut the [...]

As if there needed to be more proof that the Denver Broncos are God’s new team, we see Jesus himself has Christened Tebow’s number 15 as the new holy mark for America. Tebow gained popularity in college for his ability to pray to God before a big play, visibly resulting [...]

Remember to like this one on Facebook.  It may help you prevent random acts of douchebag from your friends and their future children. 1. Not tipping People who provide good service should always be tipped.  Don’t be an asshat.  Folks in certain industries depend on that bit of change.  If [...]

1. Living arrangements are hard Living with a woman is harder than chopping wood with a stick of coal during a blizzard in the middle of the atlantic ocean. Every little freedom you once took for granted as a single man goes out the window and all of a sudden [...]

Reason 1. Only one man who has ever lived has been bad enough to be called “The Man In Black” and it wasn’t Chuck Norris Reason 2. Johnny didn’t have to fight to be a bad ass. He just had to pick up a beer bottle and a guitar. Reason [...]

Finally, a topic relevant to us all. There isn’t a reader out there who won’t go through a bad relationship in their lives, if they haven’t already been down that road. While it’s true not all of us know what it feels like to come home early from work to [...]

1. Your beer is not better than ours I hate to be the one to break this to the Germans, but Colorado has better beer. Here is a link to a list of Colorado breweries. There should be no more argument on this subject. If so, the rules state there [...]

They do not go on the interwebz If you meet a girl anywhere in the tubes of the interwebz, she is either: a) a gay trucker b) a scheming Nigerian c) me having a joke, or d) a FBI agent trying to get pics of your junk so he can [...]