Articles by: Cassidy PenCassidy Pen
I'm a soldier for Christ using both style and my own insight to present a faithful documentation of issues I feel are close to the hearts of my Christian Brothers and Sisters.

Update: Target Stores are Homosexualizing our Precious Youth

July 16, 2012 8:31 pm40 comments
Update: Target Stores are Homosexualizing our Precious Youth

“Target, Inc has now begun selling homgay greeting cards aimed at same-sexed couples.”

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Target Stores are Homosexualizing our Precious Youth

June 26, 2012 8:41 am78 comments
Target Stores are Homosexualizing our Precious Youth

It is no longer safe to bring children to Target Stores. They have given in to the homogay devil with their decision to sell pro-gay marriage sodomy shirts.

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Mass. Town Bans Swearing in Public.

June 14, 2012 1:50 pm51 comments
Mass. Town Bans Swearing in Public.

it indeed becomes a heartfelt joy to discover that there is a town that would pass such an ordinance in the age of emosexuality, Emenem, Madonna, and her Beasteality Boys.

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NASCAR Road Rage from Danica Patrick. Is PMS to Blame?

May 10, 2012 9:36 am13 comments
NASCAR Road Rage from Danica Patrick. Is PMS to Blame?

One would obviously wonder whether the Go-Daddy Girl was in the correct frame of mind to even be behind the wheel of a powerful machine like a Nascar racecar. Was she experiencing that “less dainty” time of the month when a woman’s mind is prone to overreaction and violent outburst?

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The Oklahoma City Thunder, God’s Favorite to Win the NBA Championship

May 1, 2012 8:56 am29 comments
The Oklahoma City Thunder, God’s Favorite to Win the NBA Championship

Using the force of stellar African athletes sweating together as they perform tremendous feats of power and grace that bring to mind the finest camaraderie of folksong and minstral traditions, this basketball team personifies Americana as it warms the hearts of the most God-fearing Christians in the Midwest’s home of freedom and glory, Oklahoma.

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Danica Patrick Emboldened by Top Ten Finish

April 27, 2012 9:47 pm15 comments
Danica Patrick Emboldened by Top Ten Finish

With an entirely implausible top ten finish at the Texas Motor Speedway to embolden her, Danica Patrick has turned her attention to improvement at Richmond. Miss Patrick has been attempting to squash the traditional role of women as terrible drivers with no concept of the mechanics and engineering that go into building and controlling a Nascar Nationwide Racecar.

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Christian Heritage denied-An Editorial by Cassidy Pen

April 24, 2012 11:52 pm13 comments
Christian Heritage denied-An Editorial by Cassidy Pen

The schools have been taken over by marxists and it looks as if no one cares that they have labeled our precious birthrights as “offensive and inappropriate.”

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NASCAR, a Most Godly American Sport

February 20, 2012 5:25 am13 comments
NASCAR, a Most Godly American Sport

The second half of February (aka Black History Month, to liberals) brings with it the healthy anticipation of the start of NASCAR Season.

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Possessed Cat Unleashes Satanic Rage

January 26, 2012 5:52 pm17 comments

It is well known through the diligent efforts of the Chris†Wire research staff that cats are of the devil and their aim is the destruction of souls. Further proof of this can be found in the following video that documents the hideous actions of a satanically possessed varmint.   WARNING:  [...]

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Angry Liberal Rant Against God and Country

January 21, 2012 10:17 pm36 comments
Angry Liberal Rant Against God and Country

In the cyber world that which we all must dwell, it is wise for one to screen the on-line habits of our loved ones to protect our precious offspring from the dangers of sex and drug sins running rampant. This is a given. It was true before Al Gore invented [...]

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American Football is a Most Godly Sport

December 21, 2011 11:06 am52 comments
American Football is a Most Godly Sport

Just as the sunny summer turns colorful and the nip of autumn breezes fill the air, the popping of football pads along with the grunting of practice field participants can be heard as the first try-outs of the football season take place. Like the changing seasons, football’s lure is enticing [...]

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God and California Thwart Homo Gay Agenda in San Francisco

October 5, 2011 1:47 am3 comments

Everyone knows that San Francisco is the center of world hedonism as sex in the streets and homogay parades result in traffic jams where rubbernecked citizens are seemingly shocked daily at the carnival of sin that goes on around them. Like Lott in Sodom, the righteous are left to fend [...]

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