Articles by: ObaminableObaminable
Pious and devout Christian serving The Lord and attempting to reform and conform this declining world. My exposed milksacs bring the Satanists to the yard.

Terrorists Steal, Use Ideas of Christwire to Halt Emosexual Threat

March 11, 2012 3:46 pm46 comments
Terrorists Steal, Use Ideas of Christwire to Halt Emosexual Threat

http://news.yahoo.com/iraq-militia-stone-youths-death-emo-style-171115804.html   The motives of the Emosexual Klan are no enigma. Through the use of dark necromancy and blood rituals, they attempt to disuade our young from Christ and draw them to Satan, flies to a dead morsel. Since the great and Christian United States is the only truly pure [...]

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Secret Diary of an Emosexual

February 23, 2012 1:19 pm140 comments

Today, while giving my early morning sermon at my congregation, a concerned parent asked me to investigate his daughter’s dairy. Apparently it was riddled with Satan. Upon inspection, I found it contained months and months of Emosexual behavior and Satanic rituals (very similar) inscribed within. After the daughter was strongly reprimanded, I feel it necessary to share these horrors, and make sure that none of this sinful content is hidden away in Christian households.

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5 Great Tips to Protect Yourself from Sinners

February 1, 2012 7:53 pm151 comments
5 Great Tips to Protect Yourself from Sinners

In our sinful world the moral, Christian, right faces many dark and Satanic encounters in day to day life. Whether it be driving to Church for a splendid Sunday semenar, or having your wife gather the appropriate foods to provide cooking and support for the family, you must keep your [...]

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Was KKK a Godly Organization, Only Harassed by Liberals?

January 9, 2012 3:23 pm94 comments
Was KKK a Godly Organization, Only Harassed by Liberals?

Going to make this brief as I might be late to Church! Alas, another reason why the liberal teachers are spreading lies. In education, you are bound to learn that the KKK was an evil and violent group bent on terror and racism. But this is simply liberal lies. They [...]

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