Chapter the Third THE SOLUTION On that evening not long ago, before the angel appeared to me in the dream, in the usual half-hour I spend pondering the mysteries of the universe, I asked myself this question. “What are Republicans good at?” The answer came swiftly. “Pretending they speak with [...]

2 THE PROBLEM The Tea Party, the new faction of the Republican Party that claims they wish to “take America back from the Socialist, Marxist, Heathens and Communists,” and return our country to the control of “Godly Men and Women” who understand that American was “founded on Christian, Biblical principles” [...]

Chapter the First HOW I WANTED TO BE A TEA PARTIER… I dearly wanted to be a member of the Tea Party. I truly did. I’m white, middle-aged, I hold some moderate-progressive views but I also think government spending has gotten out of hand. I’m a patriot, a veteran of [...]