Hola mi amigos! Buenvenidos and Ding Dong, for the Dictator Hugo Chavez is dead!  God struck Hugo Chavez dead today with his awesome power!  Let this be a message to all dictators!  If God’s President Bush called you out into the Axis of Evil, your days are numbered! For years [...]

Vidalia, Calif -  Lucas Faber, aged 18, was like any other young man making the transition from high school to college.  Robust and primed, virile and passionate, excited to spread his wings and fly from home, the fresh buck yearned to make his stake in life as he lived the [...]

For It is Written: “This message came to me concerning Damascus: ‘Look, Damascus will disappear! It will become a heap of ruins. The cities of Aroer will be deserted. Sheep will graze in the streets and lie down unafraid. There will be no one to chase them away… and the [...]

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Pope Benedict joined Twitter early Wednesday morning after new reports that Howard Stern (@HowardStern) corrupted over 1,345,000 followers with gross potty jokes and explicit pictures of his sidekick ‘Robyn’, a Wanda Sykes styled comedian who many of his [...]

God has once again turned to mathematics to give the world a clear, divine sign of a great danger to us all.  Mathematics is mysterious and we all know that our Creator works in mysterious ways that can only be translated and interpreted by his clergy here on Earth.  That is [...]

Nefertiti the space spider died in D.C. today.  The red-backed mutant spider was born upon the International Space Station, a product of NASA’s mutant animal program.  Unlike spiders on Earth, Nefertiti could jump 6 feet from standing, spin 6 feet of web per minute and was trained to follow simple [...]

A new type of MRI called oversampling reveals video of twins fighting in the womb, delivering another glancing blow against secularists who beleive life does not start in the womb.  Taken in London, England, the video reveals that in the womb, twins joust and elbow for more room in the [...]

Hollywood, CA – In yet another shocking move to offend Christians, AMC is speculated to have a ‘guest’ appearance by Jesus Christ in the mid-season finale of the Walking Dead. There is a new cultural phenomenon where atheists believe it is funny to call Jesus a ‘zombie’ as a means [...]

[box_dark]Daniel 8:23-25 And in the latter time of their kingdom, when the transgressors are come to the full, a king of fierce countenance, and understanding dark sentences, shall stand up.   And his power shall be mighty, but not by his own power: and he shall destroy wonderfully, and shall prosper, [...]

Denver, CO – President Barack Hussein Obama, now going by the street name of President Obongo, bribed the entire young vote of Colorado with promises of legalized marijuana if they voted him president. The people of Colorado responded and Obama kept his promise. Colorado has become the first state to [...]

In this terrifying photograph, you can see God’s anger for New York revealed.  Liberals are trying to claim this photograph is fake and that Hurricane Sandy did not happen, so that we cannot fearmonger and say this hurricane is just a taste of what will happen if Barack Obama is [...]

The Onion forces God to strike New York with Hurricane Sandy for false betrayal story, gay snarkiness.

 Washington, DC – Pinko commie Barack Hussein Obama is the most anti-capitalistic president in the history of the United States of America. With programs like ObamaCare and screw the rich to feed the poor, this Russia red operative is a danger that the angel of our blessed Senator Joseph McCarthy is telling us to vote [...]

In order to win the upcoming elections, we’ve established that Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan will have to land the crucial gay voting bloc.  It’s no question that gays are today’s bread and butter spread for sliding through a tough, tight election and coming out on top.  If Obama continues [...]

Boca Raton, Florida (Holy ChristWire) - Barack Hussein Obama’s fascist stronghold on America continues, today all after Mitt Romney’s zeppelin was shot down from the skies of Florida. The zeppelin had a giant inspirational poster on it reading America NEEDS Romney.  And we really do.  After last night’s 3rd presidential debate, American after American flooded polls [...]