In a rare twist of faith, Jesus recently gave two thumbs up to the well-known satanic verses of Jersey Shore. He sent his message to a group of Christians on a late Sunday afternoon after giving their devotionals and heading home from Church. “Jesus just whispered in my ear” said [...]Read more ›
Articles by: Reverend Joseph Filigree
As a pastor to whores and harlots, I use my rod of forgiveness to release their sin holes of the demons that constrain them.
To gaze into the eyes of a Devil Kitten, is to sacrifice your soul to Lucifer. Kittens are the creation of Satan designed to embody his cunning spirit of disguise. Does a kitten seem playful to you? Is that furry little devil spawn cute and cuddly with a splash of [...]Read more ›
The Lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes his ways can baffle even the most God fearing children of his flock. The list below will help you identify when Jesus is speaking to you. 1. Does it hurt when you poop? This is Jesus telling a man (or woman) that his [...]Read more ›
As a God fearing Christian and Pastor, it has been a challenge to keep members on the path of the righteous. The tactics of Scientology and Taekwondo and their ways to Satan can be just as helpful in leading a flock to the holy. God shows his appreciation to his [...]Read more ›