Comrades, It is time to reveal how messed up Obama is making our military branches. This is something not to be wreckoned with. This type of behavior you will witness is not for the faint of heart or easily angered. Children are our pride and joys of life. They are [...]

My fellow comrades: I have come across some dazzling new information about the X and Y Pokemon games and what they contain. They contain vile homogay creatures that will teach our children and teens that homosexuality is OK! It is not OK with me and my church! These X and [...]

My Comrades: I’m here to report that a recent release of new pokemon games by Nintendo Studios has all of the fans of the popular game series in an uproar! Nintendo Studios has released the new pokemon games X, Y, and Rainbow coming the late fall of 2013. Parents, this [...]

My friends, This is a sad day for this poor man’s body found encased in concrete. What a horrible death. I persoanlly send my condolences to the victim’s family and friends. This is truly a horrible crime to do. Who in their right mind buries someone in concrete? Here’s more [...]

Comrades, I bring you news of the political world of things in regards to Miss Hillary Clinton being ill. Her office staff was kinda enough to let us know that she is recovering from the Japanese stomach virus called pokerus. One can catch this virus simply by eating oriental foods [...]

My most loyal comrades: Mitt Romney said at the presidential debate, “Rape is ok.” I must voice against this and counter him by saying that, No, it is not ok. Make sure this man does let Rape run the country. If you want your wives, girlfriends, and even daughters raped [...]

My most loyal comrades, I bring you the most troubling news! I’ve only just discovered a Wiccan page on facebook by mistake so I thought I’d warn you about it before you or your children/teens stumble upon it. The dreaded page in which I speak of is called, ‘Legend of [...]

My most loyal friends, Mitt Romney has been challenged by the communists most recent invention, Giant Crabs, fighting for control over the good old USA. Mitt Romney being the fair patriot he is has risen to the challenge and taken on the commies and their silly animal invention. The brawl [...]

My most loyal friends, I bring you some shocking news from the world around us and even the moon. Recently NASA Scientists have found, using their Hubble Telescope, a particularly interesting crater. The crater is described as the ‘Cookie Monster Crater’. This is rightfully so. The image is uncanny to [...]

Dearest Comrades It has come to my attention that the pokemon black and white 2 games are teaching our children the modern warfare tactic of genocide. With the recent release of the pokemon black and white 2 games, children and teens have been face down in a constant stare like [...]

My Most Loyal Comrades: This is the last straw for me regarding pokemon creator, Satoshi Tajiri, and Nintendo Studios teaming up together to brainwash our children! They’ve crossed the line with the pokemon creatures. Earlier this afternoon, Nintendo Studios revealed that in addition to the new Wii U device coming out on November, 18th, [...]

My Dearest Comrades: Let me begin by saying that the pokemon series via the cartoon and video games have gone on way too long! As a matter of fact they’ve been on now for over twenty years! That’s way too long for those communist cartoonists to bathe our children’s brains in [...]

Mena Suvari’s amazing forehead was hidden for the night, as the Hollywood actress planned to put her sintreats on display with a whoopsies dress. Too bad God had already seen the Mena Suvari dress plan and instructed two angels to intervene, holding up the skant material with the hands of [...]

NFL star David Clowney has set Twitter afire with the results for his recent HIV testing. The first report of WR tweets HIV results on Twitter raised eyebrows and now the issue has taken center stage on ESPN. Is this really too personal for use of social networking? Some information probably is not the best

Dick Vitale is crying tonight, my friends! Coach K, go back to Soviet Russia where you belong! The Duke BlueDEVILS have shimmied their last shake this year as the Lehigh Mounthawks have slapped them with a shameful defeat. Austin Rivers tried his best to fight fate toward the end of [...]