Articles by: shameful_truth
I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.

How to Handle a Cheating Wife

January 8, 2010 7:15 pm66 comments

Hey, shameful? I have a question, what should I do about my wife? She`s been cheating on me for sometime now. ~Tim Hi Tim, I decided to respond to your question in an independent article rather than in the comment thread, for this is an important issue that should be [...]

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Porn Star Actress Natalie Portman Sees the Light and Renounces Her Ways, but Reveals Herself an Anti-Semite, Which is NOT Okay

12:10 pm33 comments
Porn Star Actress Natalie Portman Sees the Light and Renounces Her Ways, but Reveals Herself an Anti-Semite, Which is NOT Okay

My White Christian friends, You cannot fathom the pleasure it brings me today to report to you a case of someone seeing the Light of Jesus Christ and reforming there ways, instead of the usual barrage of liberal filth, propaganda and devil worship that I am usually forced, as a [...]

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Bill Gates Blasphemes in the Face of Christians Everywhere

January 7, 2010 4:13 pm83 comments
Bill Gates Blasphemes in the Face of Christians Everywhere

My White Christian American friends, We all know that Bill Gates is an evil, evil little man. On top of being the sinister mastermind behind Microsoft and inventor of the personal computer, a device that has increased incidents of homogay assault on children by tenfold, he is also personally responsible [...]

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Evil Homowood Disney Studios Markets Another Deceptive Film of Veil Lies to Your Children

January 1, 2010 9:54 am114 comments
Evil Homowood Disney Studios Markets Another Deceptive Film of Veil Lies to Your Children

My White Christian American Friends, We all know that the Evil Disney Studios continuously barrage our society with veil ploys to subterfuge homogay, Commie, Satanic, and other evil agendas into the subconscious minds of our children by producing films that appear to be “family value orientaled“ when in fact they [...]

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Reverse-Racial Tension in DC – Honest Cop Suffers Persecution for Attempting to Break Up an Anti-War Protest Snowball Fight

December 23, 2009 12:38 pm16 comments
Reverse-Racial Tension in DC – Honest Cop Suffers Persecution for Attempting to Break Up an Anti-War Protest Snowball Fight

My White Christian American friends, It is with a sad and heavy heart that I write to you today. Our friends over at Fox News have reported on this sad, and disburbing tail of an officer of the law being persecuted for attempting to uphold justice. Yesterday, this brave, unnamed [...]

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Harry Palmer and the Kiddy Porno of Fornications, Debauchery and Sin

December 18, 2009 11:37 pm53 comments
Harry Palmer and the Kiddy Porno of Fornications, Debauchery and Sin

My dear White Christian American friends, I am writing you today with a heavy heart and a disgusted sensibility. I am practically sputtering with range and indignation at the atrocity I have to report to you. My fingers are quivering with acerbity and umbrage as I type these very words [...]

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Attack of the Snuggies

December 15, 2009 4:41 pm89 comments
Attack of the Snuggies

My dear White Christian American friends, I am writing to you today to alert you of a growing threat that I have been perceiving for many months now. This threat has been slowly, but surely, overtaking your local drug stores, your supermarkets, even your Wal Marts and Targets. It has [...]

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Barbara Walters, Unable to Add, Unveils “10 Most Fascinating People“ – More Like “7 Heathens, 2 Heroes of Christianity and 3 Oddly-Named Children of a Psychotic, Drug-Overdosing Child-Molester“

December 10, 2009 4:31 pm26 comments
Barbara Walters, Unable to Add, Unveils “10 Most Fascinating People“ – More Like “7 Heathens, 2 Heroes of Christianity and 3 Oddly-Named Children of a Psychotic, Drug-Overdosing Child-Molester“

My White Christian American friends, Feminesbian Barbara Walters is at it again, always trying to compensate for her post-menopausal depression by launching herself unashamedly into the spotlight. It would be quite sad if it was not so darn funny to watch. Kinda like watching someone else slipping on ice. This [...]

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Tiger Woods in the Buff

December 9, 2009 4:13 pm21 comments
Tiger Woods in the Buff

My White Christian American Friends, We have all heard of the betrayal of Tiger Woods to his fans and the American people. His wife and children as well. The number of harlots coming forward admitting there sinful fornications with the gofer grows by the day! And now, this latest scandal [...]

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No Good Sweeds Are At it Again!

2:43 pm66 comments
No Good Sweeds Are At it Again!

My White Christian American friends, I have already alerted you to the fact that the Sweeds are a nefarious group of foreigners who are Hell-bent on replacing God. Well, today I have come upon more evidence of there nefarious schemes. Somehow, they apparently uncovered the journal of Conrad Dippel (Also [...]

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No more contractions!

2:12 pm25 comments
No more contractions!

My White Christian American friends, I have just this morning become aware of a threat to our very society, a threat that could potentially cripple us irreparably. That threat is contractions. Now, before all you feminesbians out their get your tampons in a tizzy, I am not talking about labor [...]

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Bush People Finally Get Something Right!

December 8, 2009 5:42 pm18 comments
Bush People Finally Get Something Right!

My White Christian Friends, I am pleased and surprised to announce that a little tribe in Africa is finally taking the right steps towards ridding the world of Homogayality. This little village of quonset huts named Uganda is attempting to pass a bill that will make Homogayality illegal! Oh, bless [...]

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Bush People Finally Get Something Right!

5:36 pm16 comments
Bush People Finally Get Something Right!

My White Christian Friends, I am pleased and surprised to announce that a little tribe in Africa is finally taking the right steps towards ridding the world of Homogayality. This little village of quonset huts named Uganda is attempting to pass a bill that will make Homogayality illegal! Oh, bless [...]

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God Punishes Commie Russian Sinners for Convening in a Sesspool of Sin

December 5, 2009 11:38 pm41 comments
God Punishes Commie Russian Sinners for Convening in a Sesspool of Sin

Hallelujah, my White Christian American Capitalist friends, Hallelujah! Our beloved Lord has, once again, stepped forward and venged his fury upon the Heathens Against Holiness! Late last night, a large group of young adult Communist Russians gathered to convene in one of the many, many houses of sin, debauchery, orgification, [...]

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French Jews Take the Side of Terrorists

December 3, 2009 4:25 pm31 comments
French Jews  Take the Side of Terrorists

We all know that 2,000 years ago the Jewish race damned itself to an afterlife in Hell by committing the ultimate betrayal of killing our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and then denying his Messiahety. Well, my friends, I am sad to report that they have, once again, stabbed all [...]

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