So he is going to spend $52 million dollars of my money and your money? How about he just makes it illegal for these rich D-bags to artificially drive up prices. How damned hard is that? I mean you are the damned president!!!
Obama it is time to get off your half black ass and do something for this country, cause if you don’t this time next year I am gonna be writing about Mit Romney’s Mormon ass pissing me of.

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Everybody knows that drunk people are fun. Especially drunk white girls asleep on your couch after a long party. But that is another story for another time. The matter at hand is this video. It is of a drunk man that decided to stand up to crime. With 40 ounces [...]

As a hoops lover I was heart broken to learn that the NBA was going to have a late season, but even worse I just learned my favorite Trade School team is going to be sitting out the rest of the season! It seems that the entire team has come [...]

YO, whats up peeps? You know whats not cool? Drinking and Driving. If your homeboy or homegirl is about to drive after a little Gin & Juice or whatnots, you needs to knock them the f*** out. That’s what my homeboy here did to his main man. This fool was [...]

Man. I am sad. I am really sad. I was really looking forward to having a real black man as president. Now I know all you pastey faced crackers think that Obama is a black man but he is not. He is mixed. That ain’t black. Herman Cain is a [...]

Like A Boss I am a black man. I vote democrat. I like grape drank, fried chicken, food stamps and Bill Clinton. Well as far as Honkeys go, Bill is the shiz. You would expect a African Prince like myself to watch MSNBC for my news updates. But as far [...]

Holy Crap! Did you know there is a black man running for president? Now I know you are thinking about Obama. But he ain’t black. He is what my grand ma used to call a “High Yellow”. That boy is part cracker. Not only that, but he was raised by [...]

Once again the white man is trying to keep the black man down. But this time the black man is a boy. Demias Jimerson, a 11-year-old from Malvern, Arkansas is too good of a football player. At least that is what the white parents of the town think. They got [...]

I am so sick and tired of you white people ruining good things. Black people can’t have anything nice because “you people” keep coming and stealing it. First you stole black people from Africa, Then you stole our hard work and the Cotton Gin from us, then you stole Rock [...]

Dear Hollywood: I just saw that Ridley Scott just signed on to do another Blade Runner movie. I would just like to take a moment to say the following to you…STOP IT! Just f**king stop it! I am tired of your remakes. Let the classics be classics, stop sullying their [...]

If you’re like me you’re just a visitor here to christwire. Sure it is entertaining. Creative articles to save our souls, free exchange of ideas, all that stuff. But if your like me…YOU DON’T LIKE ALL THIS RACISM! I am tired of a bunch of crackers telling me all about [...]

YO Christwires, It’s yo boy Tracy Morgan here. As you may have heard I got in a bit of troubles lately, when I was doin my thing down in Nashville. I though you could say what ever you wanted in the south! Cause ya’ll some freedom loving peoples. But I [...]