The British are crying their tears today, as America was forced to downgrade their credit rankings.  For far too long the British have been living off our coattails, begging for alms ever since we saved them from being conquered during World War II.  For all of America’s sacrifice, the British [...]

Barack Obama continues to show how childish he is and that he is not capable of being the President of the United States. In Obama’s most recent stint of ‘trash talking’ Mitt Romney, today Obama unveiled this painting in which Mitt Romney is placed in a dunce hat. Dunce hats [...]

  This shocking image shows a teacher mocking a student’s belief in God.  Who said God did not put the rings around Saturn?  There is no proof to say that he didn’t, because he did, but that is beside the point.  The student gave a rational answer here and the [...]

Alright, atheists, hardy-har-har.  You think it is funny to commission images like this and place them in your Satanic synogogues or ‘laboratories’ as you call them.  Sure, if Jesus played ping-pong he would have the perfect swan-necked follow-through that your artist Frank Miller has drawn here.  All the apostles would [...]

A second person of interest has been named in the Colorado shooting.  As reported by the Inquisiter:   A second person of interest is being sought by Denver police in connection  with Friday’s mass shooting that left 12 dead and close to 60 injured. The identity of the person was [...]

There really is not much difference between President Bush and President Obama.  Obama claimed Bush was all wrong for America when he took office, but when push came to shove Obama realized the wisdom of Bush’s divinely inspire rule over America. We have continued the war on terror.  Obama continued [...]

This is a message to all the freeloading, kid having, non-enunciating, welfare spendhappy Obamacare toking liberals this tax season.  Get a job.

Read this to the very end and see if you can guess who I’m talking about! I WROTE A BOOK ABOUT MY STRUGGLES…….. There’s a surprise ending… I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He [...]

Michelle Obama forces Taylor Hicks to slosh tongues with her in lesbian ways. Only weeks ago America was shamed when pictures of Barack Obama sloshing tongues with America’s British lapdog David Cameron broke international headlines.  Our very own Abe Goodman was burdenered in reporting the story to the world, which [...]

In the following video, we see Satan users the power of black music to make an innocent room full of children have seizures. The singer is named “Ben E. King” and we can only assume he’s the more militant brother of Martin Luther King. These kids all likely grew up [...]

Former United States President George HW Bush, father to the second greatest president of all time (George W. Bush Jr.)  and President Ronald Reagan’s second-in-command, has quite a storied career and has done much great for this country.  But just like all good things, even his time must come to [...]

Famed watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher suffered a heart attack in Texas. Long known for tormenting our sin-skinned friends by wasting their favorite food as a joke, Gallagher has long been a favorite comedian of mine. Leo Gallagher was scheduled to perform one of his always classic shows in Texas. Reports detail [...]

Official close to the Osbourne family reveal that at some time around midnight, the “Prince of Darkness” aka Ozzy Osbourne felt he had experienced a medical emergency. An entourage of Ozzy’s peers arrived at Los Angeles’ Cedars Sinai hospital, where after a routined medical examination doctors purportedly found Ozzy’s blood [...]

In the year 2001, America was in a tough place. A real president was just taking office, undoing the nasty immorality of the Clinton tainted 90s. Terrorists attacked our nation of peace. It was dark times, my friends. And to top it all off, a whoredevil troop named the “Pussycat [...]

Hercules, CA – Liberal laws have ruined the life of an innocent child.  Somehow, in California, a 6-year-old boy has been charged by his school with sexually assaulting a classmate.  Quick show of hands. How many people really have any idea of criminal sexuality at that age?  Thank you, but [...]