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Noisy Kid Hit at Theater

May 25, 2012 10:56 pm0 comments

A Washington man was trying to enjoy “Titanic” 3-D.  Well, at least he was trying to impress his girlfriend by watching “Titanic” 3-d when suddenly his frustrations boiled over as a group of noisy kids behind him would not quiet down.  Officials state that the man stepped over his seat and punched a ten-year old

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Christianity, The Religion of Peace

November 22, 2011 12:17 am12 comments

Christianity. It is truly the religion of peace. 6,000 years ago, the universe was without form and void, then one day natural order was instantly created…with humans on Earth destined to rule over it all. At this point some rotten atheists may already be furiously hitting their Bash buttons and [...]

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Christians, Stop Ruining Our Progress

November 21, 2011 11:38 pm4 comments

As a kid, I remember being dragged from the house and taken to Sunday service each and every week. I went to a quite lame and tame private school, though thankfully it wasn’t Catholic. I’m not a fan of priest-sicles up the dairy shoot. One thing that I remember most [...]

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The Top 20 Best Movie Villains of All Time

November 11, 2011 10:18 am39 comments
The Top 20 Best Movie Villains of All Time

If you’ve ever taken a long flight, you know there is a running joke of providing the crappiest movies of all time for passengers to watch. Much like Batman, however, I was prepared and enjoyed some right action movies I brought while my fellow passengers suffered through some flicks about [...]

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I Love Stealing Your Internet

9:27 am11 comments

Thank you, thank you for making my life so very easy.  It was so nice of you to read all the user reviews you could find in order to make sure you were making a good decision.  Then you walked the extra mile and read the Radio Shack circular, too.  [...]

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Are Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy leaving Dancing with the Stars in a Wake of Communism?

October 23, 2011 9:11 am5 comments

DEVELOPING:  CW NEWSWIRE  – DANCING WITH STARS CELEBRITY AND FORMER CHEERS ACTRESS KIRSTIE ALLEY MAY BUY TICKET TO RUSSIA BEFORE PUTIN’S TAKING PRESIDENTIAL POWER.  NEWS CORRELATES WITH POTENTIAL FOR RUSSIAN NAMED MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY LEAVING HIT US SHOW DANCING WITH THE STARS. KIRSTIE ALLEY AND MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY WERE UNUSUALLY CLOSE AS [...]

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Happy 200th Birthday Franz Liszt, Bugs Bunny

October 22, 2011 11:27 am0 comments

Tom & Jerry Hungarian Rhapsody No 2 Liszt – The funniest videos clips are here Today is the birthday of Franz Liszt. If you are not sure what that means, do not pay any mind to the great cartoon moment.

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Gross Diet of American Woman Who Wants to Be World’s Fattest, with Pictures

August 23, 2011 3:40 pm14 comments
Gross Diet of American Woman Who Wants to Be World’s Fattest, with Pictures

During the 90s, we all complained because corporate America was making everyone want to be skinny. We ballyhooed zero size models with airbrushed hips and all give Roman Coliseum styled thumbs up to People, Elle Magazine and others chastizing us dirty, mean men for not appreciating the female form in [...]

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Do Not Fall For Mexican Faizbook Scheme

July 29, 2011 3:26 pm7 comments
Do Not Fall For Mexican Faizbook Scheme

The mangy Mexicans are up to their old tricks again, this time trying to sneak into America by stealing all of our Facebook passwords. Frustrated with the continually shoddy coding and Portuguese gibberish on Orkut.com, a team of rarely seen Mexican web coders designed the “Faizbook” code that is now [...]

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What Is Psoriasis Caused By and How to Treat Psoriasis

July 25, 2011 8:30 pm16 comments

Psoriasis is not a disease cast down from the heavens.  Let’s get that straight when someone on this site asks what is psoriais caused by. I just read the article by Abe that hinted that somehow, psoriasis is some form of modern day, post-new-testament leprosy (not leopaord see, you mouthbreathing [...]

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Owling, The Terrible New Danger for Your College Children

July 23, 2011 11:46 am11 comments
Owling, The Terrible New Danger for Your College Children

There is a dangerous new trend called “Owling” and your child will be introduced to it this coming school year. A dangerous trend emerging across the nation and being covered up by the Right Wing Media machine, ‘owling’ is an evolution of the ‘planking phenomena’ that caused an Australian college [...]

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Treasury Department Unclaimed Bonds, Billions of Dollars Unclaimed

July 16, 2011 7:13 pm1 comment

As you may have heard today, there are billions of dollars worth of treasury department unclaimed bonds.  Most of these date from WWII. The federal treasury has been holding onto these bonds and now actually face legal action from states.  Like you, my question is does any of that money [...]

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Dateline MSNBC.com Wants To Make You Rich with Oodles of Money

7:10 pm7 comments

The good folks over at Dateline MSNBC.com have an interesting report titled Do You Have Money Waiting?, aka, you could already be rich.  In an economy where gas is topping $4 a gallon and food is steadily increasing in price too, free money sounds better than ever.  Right? So what’s [...]

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Dateline MSNBC You Might Be Rich, datelinemsnbc.com

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The good folks over at Dateline MSNBC.com have an interesting report titled Do You Have Money Waiting?, aka, you could already be rich.  In an economy where gas is topping $4 a gallon and food is steadily increasing in price too, free money sounds better than ever.  Right? So what’s [...]

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Find Your Missing Money and Unclaimed Property at missingmoney.com

6:54 pm3 comments

Last year MSNBC Dateline had a big special that talked about the not thousands or millions, but BILLIONS of dollars of unclaimed money and property that goes, well, unclaimed each year. With a tough economy and fickle market prices, this day every penny of your money counts and having some [...]

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