Once again the foolish fou-fou homo gay boys and girls at LA-LA Weekly are beguiled with self importance and turn away from the truth of Fellowship and Faith found in the forums and illuminated articles of Chris†Wire. They attack and smack out with silken web design luring the unsuspecting to [...]

Albany NY, Liberal New York state bureaucrats have identified and banned a new deadly hazard to today’s children: – Kickball. The Health Department created a list of supposedly risky and therefore banned recreational activities to cooperate with a law passed in 2009 protecting children. The liberal list of activities that [...]

Legal documents are being prepared and dispositions taken in one of the largest tattoo copyright infringement cases in the history of Disney Entertainment. As soon as an artist creates a work of art, it is protected by copyright laws and statutes. The tattoo of the Jewish Snow White with Megan [...]

Books and libraries have long held a position of esteem and regard within civilized societies. Books are the stoic, unchanging witnesses of our past; ghosts in our social conscience; memories of dreamers and the pale laughter from jestered spirits of discontent and revolutionary ideas. Books are the intimate lovers of [...]

Something wonderful has risen out of the ashes that were today’s youth. A Young group of men recorded and made a video of a song with a good message. The Tea Partay East Coast Here, young men and women are dressed as proper men and women should be. Very little [...]

The rankings of top ten Enemies of Christ (EOC) shook harder than crackpipe trailer trash this Easter Holy week with the debut of a new enemy of Christ providing deep penetration from the bottom 25 into the top three. (Updates later in the story) Atheists dropped to number seven due [...]

Women of today want to know why rape is on the rise. It is not just because it is their modern cry for attention as Tyson Bowers III reported about before, it is also because they walk around like $2 sassy sex holes. The way you women look today give [...]

Last week two amazing things happened to forward the mission of the faithful. One, millions of ticketholders did not attend Coachella as planned thanks to a record breaking investigative journalistic effort here on chrisTwire and over 26000 Facebook faithful. Coachella headliner Two, recording artist Cee Lo Green, former African basketball [...]

Jews will be celebrating Passover or Pesach just before Easter Sunday. The term Pesach is pronounced a lot like the Mexican word for coinage – ”Pay-Sah”. The festival and Jewish Holy day is to recognize when God sent the 10 plagues as a diversion so Israelites could sneak out of [...]

I really hope the entire Cyrus family reads this – even you mister big britches Billy Ray. That weed monkey of a wife that needs switch or two, the kind you cut off the switch tree, not the husband switch to a bandanna wearing-swagger-stag lead singer of some heavy metal [...]

Watching the NBA playoffs on TV yesterday, I noticed that all the Africans were wearing Caucasian Band-Aids. I could not figure out why, so I decided to investigate the issue further. Liberals Johnson & Johnson, the manufacturer of Band-Aids, is a well-known typical liberal company that supports ObamaCare. It creates [...]

Monday is tax day here in America. It’s the last day we have to pay our taxes for the 2010 calendar year. Hopefully, you all have it done. If not you can file an automatic 6-month extension by filling out Form 4868 Obama Voters Asked to Pay Their Fair Share. [...]

During Barack Obama‘s first campaign to become the President of the United States of America, Oprah was very vocal about her support of him—citing the fact that she was very moved by him when she saw him speak at the 2004 Democratic National Convention—and gave him a ringing endorsement that [...]

Current liberal media reports are the government Shutdown is eminent due to a lack of agreement on Planned Parenthood funding in the budget. The reporting is biased and does not address the real issues. Our lives are filled with those little dramas and discrete events in the continuous flow of [...]

The Daily Mail has set the interwebs aflame with news of a “Gay” Stone Age man buried facing east with some clay pots in the Czech Republic. Quotes from the Daily Mail try and rationalize this historic discovery and bend the reader’s thinking. [M]en were traditionally buried lying on their [...]