By Exbrony HOMOSEXUALIST behaviour in the animal kingdom has always been the atheist’s trump card. Ask any professional atheist, from Greta Christina to Rebecca Watson to self-proclaimed “evolutionary biologists” such as PZ Myers and Jerry Coyne and they will all tell you the same thing: the fact that the beasts of the field try [...]

Carly Rae Jepsen is a powder keg of slutty energy. The whorish singer has captured radio waves with her secular summer jam, “Call Me Maybe” — a tour-de-force of sexual groveling featuring depraved lyrics condoning sinful group sex and illicit drug use.

As evidenced by the 3 Super Bowl wins Jon Kitna bestowed upon the Detroit Tigers, a strong belief in God pays higher dividends than anything any individual can do in the own power. Yet something is afoul in Miami.

After rigorous investigative reporting and speculation, there is very conclusive evidence that Lebron James and Shane Battier, battier being french slang for “battering the anus”, are sacrificing children to win a championship.

It should come as no surprise that homosexual sin is at the root of this problem. The combination of gluttonous gayness is known as “Homobesity” and has been pioneered for years by hell-bound fatties like Bruce Villanch, Andrew Zimmern and Dom DeLuise. But what has caused the nation to stray from God and seperate from his flock? Why has America turned its back to God in lieu of mulattos and Muslim mystic Presidents and homosexual Skrillex dance festivals? Could deep-fried food and sinful “trans” fats be responsible?

There’s nothing better, or more satisfying for Christians then to be doing the Lord’s work while helping out your community at the same time. But for an elite team of Christian crime-fighters their work has plenty of tribulation, as well as its rewards.

For four days in May, over Memorial Day weekend, hordes of Devil worshiping, drug crazed evildoers descended upon the unsuspecting city of Baltimore to participate in a bacchanalia of promiscuous sex, drugs, Satanic music, vandalism, arson, and enough horrid perversions in the eyes of the Lord to fill a entire library full of St. Peter’s books. This celebration of death and all that is evil made no bones about it’s purpose, titling itself “Maryland DEATHFEST”!

Since I can no longer purchase bath salts without getting stared at by La’Sagna the black clerk at the local dollar store, I decided to take it upon myself to watch the always-liberal CNN network. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. Moments into viewing this program, Jesus appeared to me in a vision and instructed me to “learn” and I was suddenly full of his heavenly warmth. The truth of bath salts was revealed to me, and you are lucky enough to read the information that was given to me by Jesus Christ moments after he pulled out, and released my body from his heavenly grip.

My thoughts on this site and its many inaccurate “facts.”

Go to any “Occupy” campsight and what you will see will HORRIFY you — dreadlocked women in the “Rastafarian” style (Rastafarian’s are notorious drug users and horrible human beings) giving “hand jibbers” to other “butch dykes.” Stoned men high on “pot marijuana” participating in “greek style” sexual exploits with other men. Usually that sort of carnal filth is reserved for the depraved, disease-filled area known as “Boystown,” but in these “Occupy” sites, the sexual perversion reigns supreme.

“I was standing next to a woman who had a Ron Paul 2012 shirt on when I overheard her talking strategy. I told her that she didn’t deserve to be a delegate because Dr. Paul had lost the primary votes. She turned to me and said, ‘It’s not about the votes, cunt! It’s about the delegates!’ She then glanced at my posterior and said, ‘Although I wouldn’t mind Dele-getting a piece of that ASS!’ I was appalled! How dare these sexual degenerates try to infiltrate our righteous party in the name of free markets and free love!”

This week’s Time Magazine cover on attachment parenting is a disgrace to motherhood. The attachment parenting trend is officially out of control. Attachment parenting is just the latest trend in treating children like parasites. Children are not parasites. They are akin to bugs in that they go through various phases [...]

Over thousands of people are hurt every year doing something reckless as a result of marijuana abuse. Whether it be operating a table saw to create a homemade “bong”, using a surfboard in the ocean, or “chilling” with friends, the facts state that marijuana use will cripple you, mentally and physically. Oh, but the liberal media will have you believe that it’s holistic and natural, good enough to be given as medicine. But in reality, Marijuana makes people lazy and dangerous, and is extremely harmful to the body. It causes impotence, fatigue, purchasing of Ecko brand clothing, and malaise.

Back when I was a young boy, my father would reminisce to me about the 50’s. One quote in particular stuck out in my mind from that time on. “I remember when men were men, women were housewives and gays didn’t exist.” This mentality has been a guiding light in [...]

Over the course of the last twenty years, a bizarre trend has been raping America — the assimilation of illegal Mexicans into American culture. While hard-working Christians like brother Billings and I have to face constant scrutiny on a daily basis for being blessed with financial and spiritual wealth, illegal Mexicans simply trot their way into this proud Christian country, flaunting their pedophilic Catholic beliefs and malicious lifestyle. Of course, since the Devil seems to be captaining America’s ship, our society doesn’t crack down on these Mexicans; instead the mainstream media celebrates their presence, which in turn encourages more of those dark-fleshed people to flock to this country!

Prom night is a big deal with all its pomp and promenade; girls are going to be busy with planning and preparation and your teen isn’t likely thinking about her personal safety or making a safety plan should the unthinkable occur. So its time for mom and dad to step up and be the parents; its time to have the talk with your child about boys and her personal safety.