The Kardashians are a notorious clan of harlots; dark-featured women who specialize in offering their bodies for sex and seducing Moor-ish men. The mother is a known Bathsheba, a lustful wretch who leaches off wealthy men, exhausting all of their resources before moving on to the next victim, with no shame or sense of self-worth at all.

Her daughters are filthy women with non-existent integrity, who exhibit desperate attention-seeking behavior through their constant photo shoots, mediocre product endorsements, and banal television appearances.

A new audience for animation has arisen. As we can see in cases like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Phineas and Ferb, Japanese anime and mangay, South Park and Family Guy, children’s shows are being viewed primarily by a frightening new audience. Typically, lazy oafs in their twenties make [...]

While we moral Christians are off at Church, at work, at school or on Christwire, there is a dirty subculture lurking on the internet. We all know of the threats of Tumblr, Reddit, Facebook and Myspace on our youth, but there is something even more sinister than the threats of [...]

Rock ‘n Roll is a secular form of music that has been warped into a messenger of Satan. Where Bill Haley and the Comets and Buddy Holly once sang innocent songs of opposite-sex relationships, new school artists such as Mumford and The Sons and Cage The Elephants have promoted a blend of unprotected sex, friendliness with gays and irresponsible gun ownership. Today I will be profiling the top five groups that seek to rape our youth and destroy our families.

Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]

In the early 1900s, a great American, Henry Ford, invented the car. Before this, people would merely walk or use horse-drawn carriages. Of course, this was extremely problematic. Walking was hard for our good, Godly friends of an older age and horses love to defecate, making it even more stressful [...]

Police hidden in theaters should use this trash film to photograph and identify all adults who do buy tickets to see this movie. The only adults who’d have an interest in this movie will certainly be the most base in the community, those who glamorize the party-drug scene and most importantly pedophiles which I predict will arrive in droves to be captivated by all the exposed young teen flesh and nudity.

If you are a True Christian, you will not need this guide. As you are already in God’s Favor, and will not suffer his wrath when he rains fire to  purge the world of the Homogay menace. I have been watching this website for a long time, and it has [...]

A lot of young people will dismiss the right reverend Pat Robertson as a Granpa Biblebelt, but nothing could be further from the truth. When asked if the carnal slurping and lurping of congenitals between married couples is right or even appropriate, ol’ Pat gave a thrilling endorsement of March [...]

In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]

I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus lately because of my Santorum campaigning and the obnoxiously cold February weather. The homosexual love of Valentine’s Day as well posed a threat to my health and well-being, so I haven’t been as up to date as some of my fellow writers [...]

Many married couples and Godless fornicating co-habitators don’t know how to do laundry properly, especially when it comes to a man’s trousers. Since many of today’s young women don’t know how to properly launder a man’s pants, here are some helpful tips and answers to common questions. Shouldn’t a Man [...]

As we venture full throttle into the 21st Century my friends, i worry at the state of our world and especially the future of it. Fifty years ago the world was a very different place. Respect was rampant, pollution was rare. But the ever expanding Digital Age has put our [...]

As we venture full throttle into the 21st Century my friends, i worry at the state of our world and especially the future of it. Fifty years ago the world was a very different place. Respect was rampant, pollution was rare. But the ever expanding Digital Age has put our [...]

When I was young (and ‘terror birds’ ran the highways plucking off hitchhikers) the sincere apology and acceptance of that apology meant something. Unfortunately, time moves constantly forward and things change. Something has happened to the expression of regret or remorse for one’s actions. For better or worse, the apology [...]