They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]

Owned, or at the very least, watched – everyone at some point in time over the past 20 or so years has succumbed to the temptation of the DVD. Whether it be to watch a movie, a concert or just something that has been compiled on one of those fandangled [...]

All over this nation, gay marriage has been foisted upon the innocent citizens of this blessed country. In California, God fearing Americans are still in the midst of battling proposition 8. In Maryland, stunning everyone, former Vice-President Dick Cheney is lobbying to legalize gay marriage so his lesbian daughter can [...]

Computers – The Devil’s Window In these dark times, my friends, one must take solace in the knowledge that above all else – God is always watching over us. But, as century after century passes and we find ourselves moving faster and faster into the future we must take a [...]

In a world full of angry liberals, flashy homosexuals and jolly fat men obsessed with technicolor ponies, it’s no surprise that many of our more misguided youth are engaging in unGodly intimate procedures. However, it hasn’t been this bleak in American schools since the 80s. The sinning is getting even stranger and much more macabre.

Finally, loud mouthed 80s and 90s R&B star Whitney Houston is dead. She is best known for marrying Bobby Brown, ruining Dolly Pardon’s song “I Will Always Love You” and doing crack rock cocaine. Today she is dead at only 48 years of age. Houston’s publicist Kristen Foster said today that the [...]

In what was undoubtedly the biggest blow to religion during Obama’s vile tenure of “Supreme Ruler” of the United States, a new “law’ is introduced allowing evil sex-offenders the opportunity to kill lives while employed by religious organizations.

My limbs shudder at the grim realization that our great Christian country founded on decent moral principles and Christ-like integrity has been corrupted into a society where young teenaged boys and girls watch programming about groups of illegal Italian immigrant gang members run roughshed up and down the historic Jersey Shore. A society where Satan-worshiping Rock ‘N Roll icons like Adam Levine from the Maroon 5 (the “5″ referring to the fifth level of hell in which Levine confesses to reside) can prance around stage in tight pants and turn straight young men into gays.

Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.

Rather than allowing St. Valentine’s Day to remain a religious holiday of love, merchants and entrepreneurs have created expressions of endearment that defile the definition of Christian love by catering to a low brow variety of homosexual, racist and feminist agendas. I must warn you even the Syrims and Minecrafters [...]

A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It’s a dangerous world out there. You don’t want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children.

The question of love seems to be on the minds of many this time of year. Perhaps due to the cold weather and abrupt lull in sporting events, after the Superbowl and before March Madness, the minds of many turn to thoughts of love. Of course Christians are capable of [...]

Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.

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By now, I am sure that you have all seen the news clipping that is making it’s rounds on facebook. I have to admit it is a bit embarrassing to see my personal information not only posted on facebook but in the local Minnesota newspapers as well. You see I [...]