Hello, denizens of Christwire and it’s derivatives. I am a world renowned Child Psychologist, Judea-Christian advocate and public speaker known by the internet alias of “ThaNukeJay”. I am here to warn you about the dangers of an internet community know as “YouChew Poop”, a site that is steadily gaining popularity [...]

The other day at Church, my Beloved Comrade In Christ, Paul, approached me with a vile dilemma that was plaguing his life, and he asked me for advice. He said, “My Dear Partner, Christopher, whom I hold so close to my Heart, there is a terrible sinister presence of satan [...]

Hello everyone, OddAtheist here. Some of you may know me in the comment section while others may not. I figured it was hightime the people at Christwire got a look at what a Brony actually is. I’ve have heard many assumptions the people of Chrsitwire have made about Bronies with [...]

In the past year or so, homosexual Boys have started killing themselves. They clearly can not handle the Rightness and Morality of the Christians. But this brings up a question. Why, do these children choose this lifestyle if We, the Morality of This American Nation, will teach them the consequences? [...]

Some of you have probably heard the Walking Dead is a pretty good show. That is mostly liberal lies. I was recently charged to review the series and immersed myself in the show (Obtained legally through Netflix of course) and even went so far as to read the comic. I [...]

This is the famous atheist physician, Richard Fineman. Look at him. Look at his doughy skin, his beady eyes and his blank face. Look at his finely coiffed hair. Something isn’t right with this image. Mr. Fineman, best known for doing science that involves incredibly complicated math, doesn’t seem fully [...]

Warning! The following article possesses graphic depictions of the female body. I advise you to pray before reading and send all women and children out of the room. If this article provokes seizures or fainting from the horrors of the images you are about to see I will not pay [...]

Some back story is needed. I was raised with good christian values, church on Saturday, Sunday and bible classes on Wednesday. When I was 13 I lost my father and searching for a replacement, instead of asking jesus for guidance a delved into comics and anime. When I turned 17 [...]

Above is the Kinsey Scale, a measure of sexuality invented by the homosexual psychiatrist Albert Kinsey in 1930. It discusses the different levels of proximity to God, with 0 being the closest and 6 being the furthest, and therefore sinliest. There are many different ways to interpret the Kinsley Scale, [...]

Dolphins and liberals seem to have a very strange and perverted relationship. If you go to a zoo or an aquarium you will no doubt see the shameless promotion of dolphins. Young children everywhere have dolphin toys. The liberal elite constantly is making more and more movies and books about [...]

A liberal ran store called, Kids N Teen, has been caught selling crotch-less underwear to minors, a Denver television station reports.. The manager Greeley Mall (a Republican) in Greeley, Colo., asked the store to remove its vile display and to stop attacking our children with sex. Erin French, a mother [...]

It seems that even though I explained very explicitly and blatantly that I AM A CHRISTIAN HETEROSEXUAL AND ALWAYS HAVE AND WILL BE, some still have a hard time believing so because I still seem too effeminate to not be. I can assure you all that, indeed, there is no [...]

Zooey Deschanel, 31, shares the 25 things you don’t know about her with Christwire. 1. I accidentally had an abortion. 2. I hate camping, but I love being fondled at summer camp, by old, musky men. 3. I took three years off from hooking and toured with my band, She [...]

A new website called Death Clock , is boasting to be able to tell you your exact date of death by entering in some basic personal information. I find this to be a site for pure entertainment, as it only asks you your date of birth, sex, BMI and if [...]

While Justin Bieber is fever deep in baby mother drama, his girlfriend and illegal Mexican Selena Gomez, decided to rebel and show her anger towards Justin by allowing the media to snap her first upskirt picture and having it posted all across the internet for America to see. Right now [...]