Republican candidate, Rick Santorum brought a light-hearted sporty flavor to his campaign while showcasing his tournament ready bowling skills. Bowling is an all American sport of the middle class gentry. Unlike football, which has strong homosexual overtones and locker-room helmet touching, bowling is a man’s sport that combines balls, individual [...]

In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]

I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus lately because of my Santorum campaigning and the obnoxiously cold February weather. The homosexual love of Valentine’s Day as well posed a threat to my health and well-being, so I haven’t been as up to date as some of my fellow writers [...]

Many married couples and Godless fornicating co-habitators don’t know how to do laundry properly, especially when it comes to a man’s trousers. Since many of today’s young women don’t know how to properly launder a man’s pants, here are some helpful tips and answers to common questions. Shouldn’t a Man [...]

In the days of old, co-ed college campuses were a great place. Men stood tall and firm, studying to become the doctors, lawyers and busniessmen of tomorrow. While some women excelled in proper fields of study too, most were there for a good social time while their lax, non-essential fields [...]

(chrisTwire)—As we were all taught as children, February has 28 days. Then came Black History Month which we successfully stuck in the darkest, dreariest, and shortest of months. Life was good. After 28 days of blackness… spring would come, the Sun would shine again. But then a Kenyan descended on [...]

Nestled in the lush, ostentatious hills of Malibu, California, Pepperdine University has long been a fortress of academic conservatism. Its Christian principles stand in righteous contrast to the jet set Hollywood types who call the nearby beaches their playground. Indeed, one can spy the luxury sex palace of 70s musical icon Cher from Pepperdine’s mountainside perch. Billionaire homosexual David Geffen’s waterfront mansion, with its revolving door of South American male models, is frustratingly close.

In a world full of angry liberals, flashy homosexuals and jolly fat men obsessed with technicolor ponies, it’s no surprise that many of our more misguided youth are engaging in unGodly intimate procedures. However, it hasn’t been this bleak in American schools since the 80s. The sinning is getting even stranger and much more macabre.

Young men, do not let a milksick tempstress distract you from your studies to be tomorrow’s doctors and lawyers this Valentine’s Day. Remember, Satan put the VD in Valentine’s Day so he chuckles with delight everytime you climb in bed with a STD Sally. The alluring prostitutes of alimony will [...]

We live in a humble abode, sleep in separate bedrooms and only lie down with one another for the purpose of procreation, as the good Lord instructs. But I recently discovered something my wife has been hiding from me since the day we met at the A&W almost 40 years ago…

The question of love seems to be on the minds of many this time of year. Perhaps due to the cold weather and abrupt lull in sporting events, after the Superbowl and before March Madness, the minds of many turn to thoughts of love. Of course Christians are capable of [...]