It can be hard to determine whether somebody is trustworthy upon first meeting them. It can be especially hard if the person seems decidedly un-Christian. I, for one, have been deceased many times by heathens in disguise. But fortunately for us, there are five subtle signs that somebody is not [...]

One of America’s most divisive musical acts is once again raising alarm bells from coast to coast. This time, however, the controversy is not the usual fare of drug arrests and kidnappings, but rather politics. Vermont-based rock group The Phish, sometimes referred to as simply “Phish” by diehard fans, is [...]

Hi, weird but totally serious question for you. Freshman in college here, living with another guy for the first time. My roommate is very cool, a jock type with lots of friends. The thing is I can hear him jerk off at night. First couple of times it was like [...]

It seems that even though I explained very explicitly and blatantly that I AM A CHRISTIAN HETEROSEXUAL AND ALWAYS HAVE AND WILL BE, some still have a hard time believing so because I still seem too effeminate to not be. I can assure you all that, indeed, there is no [...]

It seems that some people think I have repressed homosexual tendencies. This is not true. I am attracted to Jesus and to Christianity and to Morality and nothing else. I suspect it is because I am slender, young and attractive, and that is a favored type of the obsessive compulsive [...]

College women are not to be trusted. This little sage piece of advice is perhaps even more crucial than anything your professors list as necessary reading on your little syllabus. Women are naturally harlots, there are near 7 billion pieces of evidence that give credence to the fact. Think about [...]

Our foray into culture today covers a story –so full of sweet justice– that it’d make the combined forces of Ronald Reagan, Sean Connery and Captain America shed a collective tear. Everything began when a harlot of a woman decided to cheat on her boyfriend with her boss. The boyfriend [...]

With summer’s end around the corner many will begin to enjoy illicit and hallucinoginic drinks such as Black Natty Ice and 4loco Hooch while treking off to college for a new semester or to start fresh as a student.   As sure as 23% of college girls will contract an STD and [...]

Have you ever heard of a “feminist”? A feminist is a type of female atheist who worships human women instead of worshipping God. Feminist brains are so filled with liberal muck that they have forgotten the difference between men and women. Many feminists will try to tell you that “men” [...]

The indoctrination of homosexuality ravages families California, irate parents and confused students forced to learn the history of gay lifestyle. Los Angeles (ChristWire) – In a shockingly unprecedented violation of Civil Rights, Democratic California Gov. Jerry Brown stated on Thursday that he signed a bill which will force public schools [...]

Movie Review: Mumblecore by Tao Lin and Megan Boyle Rating: S (for Sinister) for atheism, interracial kissing, twiddle rompus sex acts, heavy drug use, gambling, violence, irony, autism and subtitles. Have you ever heard of a “snuff film”? A snuff film is a Satanic video where a real person’s life [...]

God is great. His reasoning is beyond that of yours or mine, and all of His creation is without flaw. Everything He makes, He makes for a reason, and nothing He makes is lacking in order or clarity. But we are living in dark days. Heathen scientists have invented their [...]

Bristol Palin’s night of losing her virgin stamp was one typical of young high school and college girls. She was drunk on wine coolers, had plied Levi Johnston with unthinkable advances and she was drunk on wine coolers. When she had woke up, she didn’t remember much and Levi had [...]

Congratulations America’s newest college graduates! Before you step off that podium with your embossed scrolls, I pray that you take a moment to survey the incredible landscape before you. The world is virgin territory for your fertile, yearning minds. You have great potential, but be warned! Along that wondrous path [...]

Ever since rock music came to America in the 1950s, Satan has tried to infiltrate our youth’s minds through music that advocates whoring, sluttiness, and general disregard for adults. But surely it is a sign of the end times when we have the first openly satanic pop star emerge. The [...]