In my experience as a youth minister, I have come across many disturbing trends that threaten our young and their relationship with the Lord. From tattooing to homosexuality to ska music, there are many distractions that the young can face. The most long-lasting and insidious of all of these distractions [...]

Recently, the research team here at Christwire has brought a disturbing trend to my attention: police all over the nation have been noting that when arresting sodomizing liberals for possessing child pornography they have noticed that 98% of them have also been ‘Trekkies’. It even extends to foreign lands, as [...]

As another collegiate year comes to an end, many young men will face a trial that many of us seasoned veterans of years past have endured: the female coworker who yearns to expose her voluptuous chest with ill-fitted blouses, sultry subtlety lost upon eyes that must not stray too far [...]

*Please send women, children, and especially impressionable teenagers out of the room before viewing the images in these article. While god-fearing Christians are cleaning their homes and shooting their pets, preparing for the Rapture, scheduled October 21 of this year, the rest of the world, heathen for the most part, [...]

Millions of Americans are caught up in a new cult craze: Silly Bandz. What are Silly Bandz? Silly bands are colored Mexican rubber bands made by the Chinese in various shapes. They are then shipped to the states to be sold at extreme pricing to teens and celebrities to be [...]

May as National Masturbation Month began in 1995 in uber homosexually charged San Francisco as a response to the forced resignation of U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders. The month long festival of finger fiddling pleasure seekers began Sunday in remembrance of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders’s response to a question about [...]

I’m kind of new to the internets. I don’t have the twitter or the Facebook or the wikipedias, but occasionally I will check and see what’s “trending” as the kids call it. So last night when heroic Americans finally sent Osama Bin Laden where he belongs, I decided to check [...]

Atheist Evolutionists and Creationist critics are borrowing some strategies from the homo gay community in the continuing war against Christians by using beards. These Godless monkey’s uncles are trying to win arguments and break free of their well-earned stereotype of hapless hairier-than-a-goat “Darwin” appearance with debate distracting hipster facial fashions. [...]

My dear brothers, Women are not to be put on a pedestal. This year I am a sophomore and the thing I’ve learned is if you want to get a woman, you have to treat her with a strong hand. Not an abusive one. Liberals always jump to that conclusion [...]

Ohio State University has agreed in principle to separate with head football Coach Jim Tressel according to chrisTwire sources inside the Buckeye athletic department. The announcement is pending as legal negotiations are hammered out. Also being negotiated is whether he will be fired or be allowed to resign. Confidential leaked [...]

Books and libraries have long held a position of esteem and regard within civilized societies. Books are the stoic, unchanging witnesses of our past; ghosts in our social conscience; memories of dreamers and the pale laughter from jestered spirits of discontent and revolutionary ideas. Books are the intimate lovers of [...]

Earth Day 2011: Jeep Motors, the company that single handedly won World War II, announces the new 2012 Jeep grand Cherokee SRT8 with a 6.4 liter hemispherical injection engine. Final MPG details have not been released yet but the new 500HP engine has been rumored to get up to 10MPG [...]

Over a few week period we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read. In our last report we profiled Mel Gibson. This time we profile the greatest American Christian father figure alive… History Harrison Ford was born on July 13, 1942 at [...]

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Jews will be celebrating Passover or Pesach just before Easter Sunday. The term Pesach is pronounced a lot like the Mexican word for coinage – ”Pay-Sah”. The festival and Jewish Holy day is to recognize when God sent the 10 plagues as a diversion so Israelites could sneak out of [...]