Designer Tobias Funke’s Never Nude collection is creating thunder on the catwalks of Milan and Paris with the introduction of a new dungaree underpanty that is a far cry from the lacey nothings and cheeky floss of yesteryear. These panty underthings both smooth and support while providing secure front pockets [...]

During Barack Obama‘s first campaign to become the President of the United States of America, Oprah was very vocal about her support of him—citing the fact that she was very moved by him when she saw him speak at the 2004 Democratic National Convention—and gave him a ringing endorsement that [...]

Over a few week period we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read. In our First report we profiled Big Ben Rothlisberger This time around we profile a Christian warrior: History Marshall Bruce Mathers III, better known by his performing name Eminem, [...]

Over the next few weeks we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read. Here we go with our first report. History Ben Roethlisberger, or “Big Ben” as the ladies like to call him, was born in Lima Ohio in 1982. He then [...]

1. Not tipping People who provide good service should always be tipped. Don’t be an asshat. Folks in certain industries depend on that shit. If someone goes out of their way to ensure your happiness, you can come off a few bucks. Non-tippers deserve to be nut-kicked by a concrete [...]

Welcome to the newest pool of salvation here on Christwire, Advice From Super Conservative Alex.

Before the NCAA tournament brackets were even announced chrisTwire predicted the results. As predicted, unholy schools like Harvard and Washington State University did not make the tournament. They were relegated to the “we are playing for 69th place” NIT. First round updates: Red state school Texas defeated Gay Area Oakland [...]

In a surprise move the very liberal National Organization for Women (NOW) has endorsed Sarah Palins bid to be the 45th president. Assuming woman’s suffrage will successfully be eliminated by the election cycle the militant group NOW’s only hope is to back Sarah Palin. Recently the liberal and unfunny opposite [...]

My Columns here at Christwire have made me somewhat of a celebrity, and as such I get many questions from concerned Christians and Conservatives on a day to day basis. Most of them have to be chided, even the pastors, for their lack of true Christian Conservative ideals. However, some [...]

Three of the top 10 most popular songs on Billboard’s Top Ten music chart, for the week ending March 26, 2011, originally or currently contain what in more sublime conversations is referred to as the “F” word. The word, which is generally held to be profane in nature and worthy [...]

In breaking news, heathen rapper and gangster persona Nate Doggy Dog suffered from God’s wrath Tuesday when a stroke abruptly ended his music career and any other plans he had for the future.

Many didn’t think it could be possible. Charlie Sheen has been quiet for a full three days. I know what you are thinking; he is probably just passed out on drugs. While you may be right, I believe the silence stems from fear after seeing what God did to the Japs.

In civilized society of old, masturbators were ridiculed and looked down upon. People saw masturbation as a pox and something that caused blindness, fishy smelling fingers, and hairy palms. However, Satan has been hard at work in changing the mind of man. Recently, masturbation has been labeled “okay”, “cool” and [...]

5 do’s and 5 don’ts to making the best NCAA Bracket picks! The bible is against gambling, so you should not take part in any pools for money . If you do, you will be treated like the moneychangers of old. However, if you are involved in an honorable contest [...]

There has recently been a lot about gays in the news. Many normal people have been asking a lot of questions: How can you spot these gays before they convert your children?