Discipline is part of being a disciple of Christ. You need to teach your woman what it means to be married to you so you both can grow in Christ’s love and your marriage can evolve into the sacrament it is meant to be. Discipline can be the “come to [...]

The following is an excerpt from Blanche Beecham’s collection of seminars on #womanstudies #cheaters #ChristianMen #Christianwomen #ChristianMarriage. For those not familiar with the colloquial term “fixin’” in the lexicon of the Southern United States, it can be defined as “intended preparation”. Note that fixin’ is not simply preparation or readiness. [...]

The foundation of America’s success, the protestant work ethic, is under siege by the Atheist sloth-ethic. The hard work and success of evangelical and protestant citizens are not only a testament to their faith and personal salvation, but the shining jewel of a graced nation and healthy economy. When our [...]

Brandon Davies was dismissed from BYU’s basketball team after he admitted to having consentual sexual relations with his girlfriend, the Salt Lake Tribune reported. BYU’s honor code forbids students from having premarital sex and instructs them to “live a chaste and virtuous life.” The newspaper reported that Davies met with [...]

All knowing conservative ire: I possess this, many don’t. Today, I point my superpower at one of the most dangerous evils our society faces today. Marijuana.

A new study came out last week that claims more liberal women in this country are without significant others than their conservative counterparts.

Wisconsin Governor, Scott Walker, innocently accepted a call from whom he thought was a conservative supporter, but in fact was a poe-holer. Because conservatives and fundamentalist have a built in immunity to poe-holing, much has been written and reported regarding the 20 minute conversation between the Wisconsin governor and Ian [...]

Teacher Whores are ruining the promise of America by increasing unemployment, home foreclosures, killing babies, hating Jesus and increasing crime. All of the fiscal and moral issues ripping apart the greatest country in the world are due to the collectively bargaining teacher whores that put all of us in harm’s [...]

Since women invented sin 6000 years ago in the garden, people have been trying to use oral sex as a way to defy Gods command to go forth and multiply. Now secular science is finally catching up to what we have long known. Oral sex is a deadly sin. “Adolescents [...]

Auburn University school officials have confirmed that urine from the drunken co-eds during the last celebration January 10 has been identified as the “herbicide” that will likely kill the Oaks trees of historic Toomer’s Corner. Officials also commented that the urine was deliberately applied in lethal amounts and there is [...]

It is common knowledge that physicians and psychologists form a crucial part of our fearsome military force under President Bush. In this Christwire special, William (Bill) Stephens speaks with Dr. Hank Kirsch who served at Abu Ghraib before honorably retiring last year to spend time with his children on a [...]

Today’s annoying, spoiled college chick is brought to you by the letters B-E-E-R and crack.   Ask a prowling black and it is purportedly one hell of a drug for the degenerate. The backstory to this one is pretty simple. A girl who seems to be pretty drunk is sobbing [...]

The recent surge in marijuana advocacy across the United States has caught many social conservatives off guard. In states like California and Massachusetts, proponents of so-called “medical pot” are opening the door to a much larger push to decriminalize cultivation and personal use across the country. At first this movement [...]

For unemployed Christians watching the SOTU address, the mocking tone and beady gaze of the Commander and Chief and liberal messiah as he talked about WTF solutions to unemployment in the United States of America was a cold reminder of the second place citizen status of Christians in Obama’s America. [...]

Crisscrossing the country to promote a dangerous mix of communism, cybercrime and drug culture, notorious rock band “The Phish” is pushing American communities to the breaking point. This sad fact can be seen in the headlines so commonplace they no longer shock us: “Phish Fest Nets $81,000 in Drugs; 1,200 [...]