Should K-State’s EMAW Slogan Be Outlawed for Sexism?

October 22, 2011 3:08 pm126 comments

Kansas State University has a slogan that goes EMAW. All over the cornfields in Kansas, the slogan is spraypainted and the same goes for the scant signs between the small Midwestern towns in that area. Googling shows that EMAW stands for “Every Man A Wildcat” and it harkens from the [...]

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Stolen Laptops on the Rise at Mount Ida College

October 17, 2011 6:00 pm10 comments
Stolen Laptops on the Rise at Mount Ida College

Students at Mount Ida college rioting after series of laptop thefts being reported throughout the day-credit campus. Mount Ida College, once the luxury discount school for Harvard faculty with children who needed a quick certification to warrant a job, is facing pressure from schools that offer actual substantive online degrees [...]

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Feminism is the Same as Satanism

July 19, 2011 2:56 am107 comments
Feminism is the Same as Satanism

Have you ever heard of a “feminist”? A feminist is a type of female atheist who worships human women instead of worshipping God. Feminist brains are so filled with liberal muck that they have forgotten the difference between men and women. Many feminists will try to tell you that “men” [...]

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Is Mount Ida College A Real University or A Trade School?

June 10, 2011 1:11 am62 comments

Mound Ida College is a school in the United States of America. While some people feel it is little more than a joke ‘vocational’ school with high school calibre frog disection experiments as an upper-division course in its ‘accelerated’ two-year certificate of science program, others will contend it is a [...]

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Tears and Outrage As Pro Homosexuals Viciously Attack Catholic Students

June 6, 2011 10:36 am22 comments
Tears and Outrage As Pro Homosexuals Viciously Attack Catholic Students

An horrific attack over the weekend has prompted calls for greater scrutiny of radical homosexual activism. TFP Student Action, a traditional marriage organization, was protesting in Fairport, New York when, “a pro-homosexualist hurled himself against the group’s thirteen foot long banner inscribed with ‘God’s Marriage = 1 Man & 1 [...]

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The Rubber DuckNeck: How Homogays Are Convincing Your Daughters To Pleasure Them After Prom

June 4, 2011 2:04 am13 comments
The Rubber DuckNeck: How Homogays Are Convincing Your Daughters To Pleasure Them After Prom

Christwire’s research team is the finest in the world, but this time they have outdone themselves. Kudos, guys and gals in our research department, for dropping on my desk such a gem that will save so many Christian girls from becoming rapists and losing their place in heaven. A new [...]

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Is Your Child Using Adderall “College Crack” To Get Through College Finals?

May 17, 2011 11:06 am16 comments
Is Your Child Using Adderall “College Crack” To Get Through College Finals?

Adderall is a new street drug that is being peddled on college campuses nationwide. Like most dirty things that endanger your child, this drug takes origin in Mexico. Last year there was a widespread crisis after a new strain of drug named “Magic Mint” made its way to the black [...]

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5 Crucial Tips for Women Using a Public Toilet

May 15, 2011 10:57 am10 comments
5 Crucial Tips for Women Using a Public Toilet

A terrifying experience that befalls every woman is the urge to have a public wazzing upon the porecelain daisy.  At home, this is a very private matter where a woman can collect her thoughts and not worry of being accosted by germs or a Japanese camera pervert. But in public, [...]

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Well This Looks Awkward…

3:00 am16 comments
Well This Looks Awkward…
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Sexy College Women Post ‘Sexy’ Princess Leia Costume Pictures on Their Facebook for Celebrate Star Wars Day

May 5, 2011 3:05 pm15 comments
Sexy College Women Post ‘Sexy’ Princess Leia Costume Pictures on Their Facebook for Celebrate Star Wars Day

1. Source. The sin is strong in this one.  No one other than Olivia Munn joined in the festivities, by donning her gold, sparkly costume and revealing a taut, tanned thight that’s silky smooth luster is illuminated by the wavering flourescent lights.  Such as sigh of a fit thigh, parting [...]

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BYU Snubs Patriotic Jesus Painter: Welcomes Charles Darwin Bicentennial, Satan and Homosexuality

April 29, 2011 12:10 pm23 comments
BYU Snubs Patriotic Jesus Painter: Welcomes Charles Darwin Bicentennial, Satan and Homosexuality

Jon McNaughton’s painting “One Nation Under God” (pictured) is proof of the divine inspiration of God’s hand in the writing of the Constitution of the United States, but not all of those so called amendments. Brigham Young University bookstore, the newly ordained bastion of liberal malaise and Satan’s salad bar [...]

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