Owned, or at the very least, watched – everyone at some point in time over the past 20 or so years has succumbed to the temptation of the DVD. Whether it be to watch a movie, a concert or just something that has been compiled on one of those fandangled [...]

Nestled in the lush, ostentatious hills of Malibu, California, Pepperdine University has long been a fortress of academic conservatism. Its Christian principles stand in righteous contrast to the jet set Hollywood types who call the nearby beaches their playground. Indeed, one can spy the luxury sex palace of 70s musical icon Cher from Pepperdine’s mountainside perch. Billionaire homosexual David Geffen’s waterfront mansion, with its revolving door of South American male models, is frustratingly close.

(chisTwire)—Moscow, Idaho. Ron Paul is making a surprise visit to North Idaho tonight thanks to some valiant efforts of the chrisTwire fellowship. He will be speaking at the University of Idaho Student Union Ballroom in Moscow, ID from 4pm-5pm . The chrisTwire Fellowship will be hosting a prefunction party at [...]

Computers – The Devil’s Window In these dark times, my friends, one must take solace in the knowledge that above all else – God is always watching over us. But, as century after century passes and we find ourselves moving faster and faster into the future we must take a [...]

In a world full of angry liberals, flashy homosexuals and jolly fat men obsessed with technicolor ponies, it’s no surprise that many of our more misguided youth are engaging in unGodly intimate procedures. However, it hasn’t been this bleak in American schools since the 80s. The sinning is getting even stranger and much more macabre.

Young men, do not let a milksick tempstress distract you from your studies to be tomorrow’s doctors and lawyers this Valentine’s Day. Remember, Satan put the VD in Valentine’s Day so he chuckles with delight everytime you climb in bed with a STD Sally. The alluring prostitutes of alimony will [...]

We live in a humble abode, sleep in separate bedrooms and only lie down with one another for the purpose of procreation, as the good Lord instructs. But I recently discovered something my wife has been hiding from me since the day we met at the A&W almost 40 years ago…

The question of love seems to be on the minds of many this time of year. Perhaps due to the cold weather and abrupt lull in sporting events, after the Superbowl and before March Madness, the minds of many turn to thoughts of love. Of course Christians are capable of [...]

Manchester, NH -  A local college student has been torn away from the loving arms of his mother and forced to do his own laundry. Chance Price, a freshman at UNH had to face undue hardship and pointed fingers from classmates as he sported his once black and red hoodie [...]

It can be hard to determine whether somebody is trustworthy upon first meeting them. It can be especially hard if the person seems decidedly un-Christian. I, for one, have been deceased many times by heathens in disguise. But fortunately for us, there are five subtle signs that somebody is not [...]

One of America’s most divisive musical acts is once again raising alarm bells from coast to coast. This time, however, the controversy is not the usual fare of drug arrests and kidnappings, but rather politics. Vermont-based rock group The Phish, sometimes referred to as simply “Phish” by diehard fans, is [...]

If there is a campus more shockingly liberal than the yuppies at Cal State Fullerton, it’s their elite masters at Cal State Northridge. In the following video evidence, we see why children should not be taking adderall for final’s time. We also see why there needs to be reform in [...]

Hi, weird but totally serious question for you. Freshman in college here, living with another guy for the first time. My roommate is very cool, a jock type with lots of friends. The thing is I can hear him jerk off at night. First couple of times it was like [...]

It seems that even though I explained very explicitly and blatantly that I AM A CHRISTIAN HETEROSEXUAL AND ALWAYS HAVE AND WILL BE, some still have a hard time believing so because I still seem too effeminate to not be. I can assure you all that, indeed, there is no [...]

It seems that some people think I have repressed homosexual tendencies. This is not true. I am attracted to Jesus and to Christianity and to Morality and nothing else. I suspect it is because I am slender, young and attractive, and that is a favored type of the obsessive compulsive [...]