Welcome to the newest pool of salvation here on Christwire, Advice From Super Conservative Alex.

Before the NCAA tournament brackets were even announced chrisTwire predicted the results. As predicted, unholy schools like Harvard and Washington State University did not make the tournament. They were relegated to the “we are playing for 69th place” NIT. First round updates: Red state school Texas defeated Gay Area Oakland [...]

In a surprise move the very liberal National Organization for Women (NOW) has endorsed Sarah Palins bid to be the 45th president. Assuming woman’s suffrage will successfully be eliminated by the election cycle the militant group NOW’s only hope is to back Sarah Palin. Recently the liberal and unfunny opposite [...]

My Columns here at Christwire have made me somewhat of a celebrity, and as such I get many questions from concerned Christians and Conservatives on a day to day basis. Most of them have to be chided, even the pastors, for their lack of true Christian Conservative ideals. However, some [...]

Three of the top 10 most popular songs on Billboard’s Top Ten music chart, for the week ending March 26, 2011, originally or currently contain what in more sublime conversations is referred to as the “F” word. The word, which is generally held to be profane in nature and worthy [...]

In breaking news, heathen rapper and gangster persona Nate Doggy Dog suffered from God’s wrath Tuesday when a stroke abruptly ended his music career and any other plans he had for the future.

Many didn’t think it could be possible. Charlie Sheen has been quiet for a full three days. I know what you are thinking; he is probably just passed out on drugs. While you may be right, I believe the silence stems from fear after seeing what God did to the Japs.

In civilized society of old, masturbators were ridiculed and looked down upon. People saw masturbation as a pox and something that caused blindness, fishy smelling fingers, and hairy palms. However, Satan has been hard at work in changing the mind of man. Recently, masturbation has been labeled “okay”, “cool” and [...]

5 do’s and 5 don’ts to making the best NCAA Bracket picks! The bible is against gambling, so you should not take part in any pools for money . If you do, you will be treated like the moneychangers of old. However, if you are involved in an honorable contest [...]

There has recently been a lot about gays in the news. Many normal people have been asking a lot of questions: How can you spot these gays before they convert your children?

Discipline is part of being a disciple of Christ. You need to teach your woman what it means to be married to you so you both can grow in Christ’s love and your marriage can evolve into the sacrament it is meant to be. Discipline can be the “come to [...]

The following is an excerpt from Blanche Beecham’s collection of seminars on #womanstudies #cheaters #ChristianMen #Christianwomen #ChristianMarriage. For those not familiar with the colloquial term “fixin’” in the lexicon of the Southern United States, it can be defined as “intended preparation”. Note that fixin’ is not simply preparation or readiness. [...]

The foundation of America’s success, the protestant work ethic, is under siege by the Atheist sloth-ethic. The hard work and success of evangelical and protestant citizens are not only a testament to their faith and personal salvation, but the shining jewel of a graced nation and healthy economy. When our [...]

Brandon Davies was dismissed from BYU’s basketball team after he admitted to having consentual sexual relations with his girlfriend, the Salt Lake Tribune reported. BYU’s honor code forbids students from having premarital sex and instructs them to “live a chaste and virtuous life.” The newspaper reported that Davies met with [...]

All knowing conservative ire: I possess this, many don’t. Today, I point my superpower at one of the most dangerous evils our society faces today. Marijuana.