A new study came out last week that claims more liberal women in this country are without significant others than their conservative counterparts.

Wisconsin Governor, Scott Walker, innocently accepted a call from whom he thought was a conservative supporter, but in fact was a poe-holer. Because conservatives and fundamentalist have a built in immunity to poe-holing, much has been written and reported regarding the 20 minute conversation between the Wisconsin governor and Ian [...]

Teacher Whores are ruining the promise of America by increasing unemployment, home foreclosures, killing babies, hating Jesus and increasing crime. All of the fiscal and moral issues ripping apart the greatest country in the world are due to the collectively bargaining teacher whores that put all of us in harm’s [...]

Since women invented sin 6000 years ago in the garden, people have been trying to use oral sex as a way to defy Gods command to go forth and multiply. Now secular science is finally catching up to what we have long known. Oral sex is a deadly sin. “Adolescents [...]

Auburn University school officials have confirmed that urine from the drunken co-eds during the last celebration January 10 has been identified as the “herbicide” that will likely kill the Oaks trees of historic Toomer’s Corner. Officials also commented that the urine was deliberately applied in lethal amounts and there is [...]

It is common knowledge that physicians and psychologists form a crucial part of our fearsome military force under President Bush. In this Christwire special, William (Bill) Stephens speaks with Dr. Hank Kirsch who served at Abu Ghraib before honorably retiring last year to spend time with his children on a [...]

Today’s annoying, spoiled college chick is brought to you by the letters B-E-E-R and crack.   Ask a prowling black and it is purportedly one hell of a drug for the degenerate. The backstory to this one is pretty simple. A girl who seems to be pretty drunk is sobbing [...]

The recent surge in marijuana advocacy across the United States has caught many social conservatives off guard. In states like California and Massachusetts, proponents of so-called “medical pot” are opening the door to a much larger push to decriminalize cultivation and personal use across the country. At first this movement [...]

For unemployed Christians watching the SOTU address, the mocking tone and beady gaze of the Commander and Chief and liberal messiah as he talked about WTF solutions to unemployment in the United States of America was a cold reminder of the second place citizen status of Christians in Obama’s America. [...]

Crisscrossing the country to promote a dangerous mix of communism, cybercrime and drug culture, notorious rock band “The Phish” is pushing American communities to the breaking point. This sad fact can be seen in the headlines so commonplace they no longer shock us: “Phish Fest Nets $81,000 in Drugs; 1,200 [...]

When one thinks of an elderly lady, thoughts of a gentle, kindly female with snow white hair pinned up and a warm smile are usually evoked. Old women should be stable and reassuring, blessed with a life of raising children and grandchildren, comforted by decades of marriage with a loving [...]

Alcohol and youth have formed a deadly alliance on college campuses across America. Children are getting drunker at younger ages and the results are disastrous. The number of fatalities each year numbers in the multiples of thousands. Worse still, the effect this has had on general intelligence and morality is [...]

Masturbation continues to be one of the most overlooked personal morality issues of contemporary society. Most find it too embarrassing to talk about, while others can only broach the subject in humorous ways. This has not always been the case. In years past, many spoke out against this habit and [...]

Just waking up and thinking of a cup of coffee or maybe a plate of greasy eggs? Do you even remember what happened last night or how you got those bruises? Maybe you’re in bed with someone right now, someone whose name you never bothered to ask, someone you met [...]

In the very shadow of the great debate over the Ground Zero Muslim Mosque, another vital crisis is raging. You need not travel far from that hallowed place where 3,000 Americans sacrificed their lives to “bump” into this world where the souls of our young people are put at risk [...]