America’s most arrogant couple have run into trouble recently. After the Tribal rapper named Kanye West impregnated the Arabian Princess known as Kim Kardashian, the world has waited for the proverbial “poop” to hit the fan, and it finally did. On May 15th, Kim Kardashian finally followed through with her [...]
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Obama Tortures A Cancer Child To Draw Attention Away From Gun Control Laws
Obama looks like he wants to eat that poor White boy. In an act that most people called “Caring” or “Respectful”,...
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Newest Gay Bowel Disease Confirmed: Meningitis
Two homogays catching diseases in a gay bath house New York’s Health Department today announced that if you engage...
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Gays Refused Flowers and Cake… By Jesus
Who is the real victim here? Recently, I wrote about a bakery in Portland, Oregon that was being unfairly protested,...
Is God the Original Prankster?
THE year is circa 560 to 540BC. The book is 2 Kings. The weather is apocryphal. Elisha, the hard-working prophet of the Christian god, is shuffling up the long and dusty road to the ancient near-eastern town of Bethel. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, comes a gaggle of hard, rough, [...]
Read more ›Third World Bus Mission: Detroit
As many of you know, I have recently been on a World-wide missionary trip. I have traveled to many faraway and exotic lands, bringing clean drinking water, technology and, of course, Christianity to the squalor of these third world countries. The truly amazing thing about these places is how happy [...]
Read more ›Pope Benedict XVI Retires Just In Time To Star In New Disney Star Trek Wars Film
We all know that the Catholic Church is a cult that is attempting to ruin the lives of true Christians by commit horrible acts of child abuse and worshiping the mother of Jesus rather than Jesus himself, that is a proven fact. Many people don’t realize that it is also [...]
Read more ›Portland, OR Bakery Being Illegally Boycotted For Believing In The Bible, Homogay Agenda Involved
A few weeks ago, a bakery in a suburb of Portland, Or called Gresham, garnered National News attention. It wasn’t due to the fact that they make cakes baked with the love of Jesus in every one of them, but because they exercised their legal right to refuse service to [...]
Read more ›World Wide Prayer – A Euniversal Success!
AP (Associated Press) Topeka Kansas. Church authorities are calling the universal group prayer as having a significant impact on Mayan Apocalypse that never took place on 12-21-2012.Today Americans shared a collective sigh of relief that indeed the World’s End was narrowly defeated by the power of prayer. Church authorities around the [...]
Read more ›It’s the Apocalypse – What Will I Wear?
The biggest event of 2012 is right around the corner ; Armageddon is December 21st and everyone’s going! But the question on most lips is what to wear. How you look is going to matter A LOT , but dressing for functionality and comfort will never be so important. As [...]
Read more ›Why I Say “Bitch” And The War On Men.
By Mark E. Figs (An angry Negress, upset that her Negro husband would not give her the car keys to go be in the “Bad Girls Club.”) Everywhere you look, men are being attacked and persecuted for having penises and muscular strength. Certain words or phrases that we used to [...]
Read more ›Satanists claim Christwire is “satire”
Many evil liberal humanist satanist homosexuals are using twitter and other websites to make filthy and abhorrent claims about Christwire being something called satire. ”Satire” is a word liberals use in place of stronger, more Christian words such as blasphemy and mocking. These homosexuals and fornicators are trying to tarnish the reputation [...]
Read more ›A Question to Christians
There is something that has really been bugging me. Why do you Christians all believe in a book that is over two thousand years old? I get that there is the whole factor of life after death, which provides security for people who don’t want to die. I get that [...]
Read more ›Do You Want An STD? Go To The Warped Tour
Have you ever gone to a “Warped Tour”? I have. I actually got sucked into performing at one of these swinger events. Years ago, before I found Jesus, I was in a wrestling group called “Portland Organic Wrestling”. We did our shows at a tiny and filthy club named [...]
Read more ›Disney contepmlates making a movie with Gay characters, next step towards acceptance.
Disney studios, having worked with many people in the past who were openly homosexual admits that they are a “gay friendly” company. This is a good step towards the new generation to not tolerate, but accept people for who they are. Isn’t that what being Christian is all about? Serving [...]
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