April 4, 2012 1:59 am
While we moral Christians are off at Church, at work, at school or on Christwire, there is a dirty subculture lurking on the internet. We all know of the threats of Tumblr, Reddit, Facebook and Myspace on our youth, but there is something even more sinister than the threats of [...]
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April 3, 2012 6:54 pm
After much prayer, God has decreed to me that I should bring this evidence to national attention.
That man, the one who Michael has embodied, a son of God, is Rick Santorum — a God-fearing, non-Mormon, family-orientated, pornography hating, homo-smiter.
Yes, Rick Santorum loves a man — that man is God.
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March 30, 2012 2:50 am
It turns out that the Liberals can’t destroy a good human like Rush Limbaugh. Eventually, humanity will creep into their soulless bodies, ad they will accept God. I personally do not care for some stuff that Rush says, but I will take a bullet for him saying it. He may [...]
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March 24, 2012 1:33 pm
Rock ‘n Roll is a secular form of music that has been warped into a messenger of Satan. Where Bill Haley and the Comets and Buddy Holly once sang innocent songs of opposite-sex relationships, new school artists such as Mumford and The Sons and Cage The Elephants have promoted a blend of unprotected sex, friendliness with gays and irresponsible gun ownership. Today I will be profiling the top five groups that seek to rape our youth and destroy our families.
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March 21, 2012 12:02 pm
Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]
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March 16, 2012 5:54 pm
If you are a True Christian, you will not need this guide. As you are already in God’s Favor, and will not suffer his wrath when he rains fire to purge the world of the Homogay menace. I have been watching this website for a long time, and it has [...]
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March 13, 2012 4:21 am
In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]
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March 12, 2012 11:59 pm
We live in dark times, my friends. The once Great Country of America has been corrupted. The White House has never been darker than it is right now. We have sluts and prostitutes clamoring for free abortions and birth control because they can’t afford all the sex they are [...]
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3:46 pm
I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus lately because of my Santorum campaigning and the obnoxiously cold February weather. The homosexual love of Valentine’s Day as well posed a threat to my health and well-being, so I haven’t been as up to date as some of my fellow writers [...]
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March 6, 2012 5:30 am
Imagine an America where families actively attempt to create legions of beautiful Christian children, litters of valiant Christian soldiers, where our youths can work hard and not worry about the ramifications or burden of receiving a college education, and rather focus on the more important things – like fortifying our economy through hands-on work and job creation, breeding children for Christ and most importantly eliminating the homosexual influence.
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February 27, 2012 3:06 pm
They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]
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February 24, 2012 1:29 am
Owned, or at the very least, watched – everyone at some point in time over the past 20 or so years has succumbed to the temptation of the DVD. Whether it be to watch a movie, a concert or just something that has been compiled on one of those fandangled [...]
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February 15, 2012 2:09 pm
Computers – The Devil’s Window In these dark times, my friends, one must take solace in the knowledge that above all else – God is always watching over us. But, as century after century passes and we find ourselves moving faster and faster into the future we must take a [...]
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2:06 pm
In a world full of angry liberals, flashy homosexuals and jolly fat men obsessed with technicolor ponies, it’s no surprise that many of our more misguided youth are engaging in unGodly intimate procedures. However, it hasn’t been this bleak in American schools since the 80s. The sinning is getting even stranger and much more macabre.
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February 9, 2012 4:57 am
My limbs shudder at the grim realization that our great Christian country founded on decent moral principles and Christ-like integrity has been corrupted into a society where young teenaged boys and girls watch programming about groups of illegal Italian immigrant gang members run roughshed up and down the historic Jersey Shore. A society where Satan-worshiping Rock ‘N Roll icons like Adam Levine from the Maroon 5 (the “5″ referring to the fifth level of hell in which Levine confesses to reside) can prance around stage in tight pants and turn straight young men into gays.
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