It is a well known fact that prayer can help you achieve anything, if your Faith is strong enough.  It can help you ace a test, cure a cold, defeat diabetes and even win football games.  Tim Tebow has proven that time and time again this season.  The [...]

We live in a humble abode, sleep in separate bedrooms and only lie down with one another for the purpose of procreation, as the good Lord instructs. But I recently discovered something my wife has been hiding from me since the day we met at the A&W almost 40 years ago…

I was outraged to see this joke about unicorns and Noah’s ark. Noah took two of every animal created by god in the garden of eden 6,000 years ago. Unicorns are abominations and were never created by god, worse still in this they talk which is completely against the will of god, [...]

When I looked at the screen to enter my captcha words, there was Christ looking back at me! I know I was in his presence.

Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.

Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they’re the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can’t prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that’s illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.

When you picture terrorists, you picture islamists with stolen uzis and hand grenades running into a government building of this Christian Nation. But there’s a more subtle type of terrorism going on in America. Yes, terrorism of the mind. That, we can mainly credit to the hipstersexual movement and traitors like Obamney who tolerate or motivate them.

It can be hard to determine whether somebody is trustworthy upon first meeting them. It can be especially hard if the person seems decidedly un-Christian. I, for one, have been deceased many times by heathens in disguise. But fortunately for us, there are five subtle signs that somebody is not [...]

There are many pop culture phenomena that have contributed to the downfall of Heterosexual Morality in America, but one of the first signs of a decaying youth began with one show depicting a thinly-veiled portrayal of the black market party scene in the homosexual crowd. This show was The Muppets, [...]

The day before Christmas dawned without fanfare or fuss. No trees were gilt gaily, nor stockings trussed – For you see Emosexuals had been given too much of a run, And not unlike Atheists, they abhor having fun. “‘Christmas values offend us” they wittered most shrill, Until the halfwitted’s inboxes [...]

You may have seen the liberal elite bragging about their trips to Versy or Parie, or talking about their exotic bagets and crossonts. These are the liberals with PhDs in “literature” or electric cars, the liberals who wear wool hats and sip Starbucks while they read Kafka. They will try [...]

The politically correct liberals like to “be inclusive”. They believe this is more important than Jesus. Why? They’re liberals. It’s a cult, people. They’re brainwashed, like the South Koreans under Kim Jong. Now as you can see by my (New!!!!!) profile picture on here, I am a White, Christian, Heterosexual [...]

As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South [...]

The other day, my Friend John from Church and I went to the movie theater. John had informed me that one of my Favorite Republicans, J. Edgar Hoover, was starring in a biopic about him. Mr. Hoover is a Personal Idol of mine. Mr. Hoover had a zero-tolerance policy and [...]

As a Christian, I hate finding out that somebody has passed away, especially somebody unsaved. There is only one exception to this rule. If a participant in a War against me dies, I do not feel sorry for them. This victorious feeling of not feeling sad for a combatant in [...]