December 16, 2011 12:02 pm
As a Christian, I hate finding out that somebody has passed away, especially somebody unsaved. There is only one exception to this rule. If a participant in a War against me dies, I do not feel sorry for them. This victorious feeling of not feeling sad for a combatant in [...]
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December 12, 2011 10:14 pm
First of all, what is religion? In every society religion has been the belief in an immaterial world, it interests itself with questions of life after death. In every religion we have basic forms of animism. Religion answers a need of purpose in our existences, Its beliefs are put into [...]
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December 11, 2011 4:19 am
The other day at Church, my Beloved Comrade In Christ, Paul, approached me with a vile dilemma that was plaguing his life, and he asked me for advice. He said, “My Dear Partner, Christopher, whom I hold so close to my Heart, there is a terrible sinister presence of satan [...]
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December 7, 2011 11:33 pm
In the past year or so, homosexual Boys have started killing themselves. They clearly can not handle the Rightness and Morality of the Christians. But this brings up a question. Why, do these children choose this lifestyle if We, the Morality of This American Nation, will teach them the consequences? [...]
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3:02 am
I am writing this article because people need to understand that Black Veil Brides send out a positive message, not a negative one. Let’s look at the song “Knives and Pens” first. This song tells the story of Andy Biersack’s (Not Beersack’s)childhood. Andy Biersack was bullied throughout his school years, [...]
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December 6, 2011 6:14 pm
This is an article that I’ve been thinking about writing for a long time. I realize now that I need to write this. I recently talked to my friend that is homosexual, and he told me to go for it. First of all, I am Bisexual. That means I am [...]
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December 5, 2011 6:48 pm
For some time now friends on facebook have been asking me to start an advice column. After asking advice from friends, family, and the fellowship I have decided to do it. But I needed the perfect topic. Finally one was submitted to me. “I have an ex-friend who confessed that [...]
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December 4, 2011 12:00 am
This is the famous atheist physician, Richard Fineman. Look at him. Look at his doughy skin, his beady eyes and his blank face. Look at his finely coiffed hair. Something isn’t right with this image. Mr. Fineman, best known for doing science that involves incredibly complicated math, doesn’t seem fully [...]
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November 28, 2011 10:02 pm
Warning! The following article possesses graphic depictions of the female body. I advise you to pray before reading and send all women and children out of the room. If this article provokes seizures or fainting from the horrors of the images you are about to see I will not pay [...]
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November 14, 2011 7:26 pm
It seems that even though I explained very explicitly and blatantly that I AM A CHRISTIAN HETEROSEXUAL AND ALWAYS HAVE AND WILL BE, some still have a hard time believing so because I still seem too effeminate to not be. I can assure you all that, indeed, there is no [...]
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November 12, 2011 8:39 pm
It seems that some people think I have repressed homosexual tendencies. This is not true. I am attracted to Jesus and to Christianity and to Morality and nothing else. I suspect it is because I am slender, young and attractive, and that is a favored type of the obsessive compulsive [...]
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September 3, 2011 9:30 pm
Both are/were angry speakers Hitler was angry at the Jews, Mr. Obama, however, is angry at the Anglo-Christian Republican Right in this country. He got Glenn Beck fired simply because he was a white guy. I’ll bet that when Hitler started he got some guy fired for being a [...]
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August 17, 2011 12:54 pm
GAY CHRISTIAN PRIDE That doesn’t sound doable right? Well, let me be the friend of Dorthy to tell you that it is possible. Don’t let close minded, closeted pastors tell you anything different. This little honey bee has been a practicing Christian since he was playing with Ken and Ken [...]
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August 11, 2011 11:39 pm
To gaze into the eyes of a Devil Kitten, is to sacrifice your soul to Lucifer. Kittens are the creation of Satan designed to embody his cunning spirit of disguise. Does a kitten seem playful to you? Is that furry little devil spawn cute and cuddly with a splash of [...]
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August 10, 2011 12:07 pm
The Lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes his ways can baffle even the most God fearing children of his flock. The list below will help you identify when Jesus is speaking to you. 1. Does it hurt when you poop? This is Jesus telling a man (or woman) that his [...]
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