Why Does Brad Grey Hate Christians? Paramount CEO Battles Rumors of Bigotry, Sexual Deviancy and Creative Opportunism

April 5, 2012 9:12 pm10 comments
Why Does Brad Grey Hate Christians? Paramount CEO Battles Rumors of Bigotry, Sexual Deviancy and Creative Opportunism

I recently published an essay concerning mismanagement and corruption in Hollywood. I pointed out how nefarious elements are abusing the public trust to promote radical liberalism and creative sensibilities that are inconsistent with American patriotism. The reaction from California was swift and merciless. Within a day, our publisher received notice of a lawsuit from Paramount Pictures and its CEO Brad Grey.

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Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality and the Rave Lifestyle?

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Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality and the Rave Lifestyle?

A new audience for animation has arisen. As we can see in cases like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Phineas and Ferb, Japanese anime and mangay, South Park and Family Guy, children’s shows are being viewed primarily by a frightening new audience. Typically, lazy oafs in their twenties make [...]

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Why Fan Fiction is Possibly The Most Lethal Threat To Your Heterosexuality

April 4, 2012 1:59 am115 comments
Why Fan Fiction is Possibly The Most Lethal Threat To Your Heterosexuality

While we moral Christians are off at Church, at work, at school or on Christwire, there is a dirty subculture lurking on the internet. We all know of the threats of Tumblr, Reddit, Facebook and Myspace on our youth, but there is something even more sinister than the threats of [...]

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Instead of Sex Education, Let’s Teach Girls How to Play with Baby Dolls Properly

March 25, 2012 11:27 pm25 comments
Instead of Sex Education, Let’s Teach Girls How to Play with Baby Dolls Properly

As part of ‘Sex Education’, nearly 87% of public middle and high schools have special infant simulation dolls that teach girls how to care for babies. While more instructive than the curse laden Teen Moms reality shows, these virtual reality dolls cannot replace the enduring benefits of young girls playing [...]

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The Hunger Games: A Barbaric Socialist Saga of Impending Obama-Sanctioned Doom

March 21, 2012 12:02 pm202 comments
The Hunger Games: A Barbaric Socialist Saga of Impending Obama-Sanctioned Doom

Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]

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LDS Doomsday Prepper Movement is Un-Christian and Dangerous

March 19, 2012 11:49 am30 comments
LDS Doomsday Prepper Movement is Un-Christian and Dangerous

“Always be prepared” the old Boy Scout motto goes. The same adage is taken to its extreme as the underlying theme of a new Discovery Channel program called “Doomsday Bunkers” and National Geographic’s “Doomsday Preppers”. The shows are typical of the genre. They are a cross between “Keeping up with [...]

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What is One Direction, And Why Does It Make God Mad?

March 13, 2012 4:21 am41 comments
What is One Direction, And Why Does It Make God Mad?

In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]

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Lions and Tigers and Africans, Oh My Missionary Trip to Africa

March 12, 2012 9:06 pm68 comments
Lions and Tigers and Africans, Oh My Missionary Trip to Africa

I have in fact been on a grand missionary trip for christianity and christwire to that dark skinned continent of Africa. Many of you liberals claim that we christwire authors are racist and that we hate the more unfortunate amongst us that are cursed with darker skin. The truth is that I actually have many sin colored friends in life and that are on my facebooks, including many African friends. Many of them have invited me to visit with them and engage in a missionary position with them in their land over the years.

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Is My Favorite Politician a Latent Homosexual Or Is He Just Really Charming?

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Is My Favorite Politician a Latent Homosexual Or Is He Just Really Charming?

I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus lately because of my Santorum campaigning and the obnoxiously cold February weather. The homosexual love of Valentine’s Day as well posed a threat to my health and well-being, so I haven’t been as up to date as some of my fellow writers [...]

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Christian Judgment – It’s Like Sunshine for Atheists, Angry Feminists and Gays

1:50 pm59 comments
Christian Judgment – It’s Like Sunshine for Atheists, Angry Feminists and Gays

From a Christian standpoint, judgment of others is a necessary and fundamental part of being Christian. Soon after reading that statement, some poor confused soul will begin screeching and braying like a newly gelded donkey “Judge not lest ye be judged!” The Atheists, angry women and Gays always misquote and [...]

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Meeting the New Vagina in a Spirit Vortex is Not Very Fun

March 5, 2012 3:28 pm23 comments
Meeting the New Vagina in a Spirit Vortex is Not Very Fun

The pale scent of sanitized vomit, sex and beer could be detected in the upholstery of the limousine. Bridget Lynn, my sister, had chartered the car and driver for my “Menopause Party” so we could stop and receive “blessings of Gaia” from each of the four main spiritual vortexes around [...]

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