Dealing with Sister Uterine

February 28, 2012 12:28 am93 comments
Dealing with Sister Uterine

Having loved his own who were in the world, he loved them to the end. John 13:1 I can’t stay in Sedona, Arizona, for more than a couple of days. On day three I get a headache and frankly, the novelty of burning sage starts to jar my nerves. My [...]

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Food: Pathway to the Soul?

February 27, 2012 3:06 pm35 comments
Food: Pathway to the Soul?

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]

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Rick Santorum in the Daytona 500

February 26, 2012 4:33 am11 comments
Rick Santorum in the Daytona 500

Rick Santorum in the Daytona 500 -Chuck D. Finley Daytona Fl – For years Presidential candidates have used The Great American Race, also known as the Daytona 500 for spreading their candidacy to further audiences. Today Mitt Romney will be attending the race, but he will be out done by [...]

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Despite Years of Sodomy and Scandal, Elite Pepperdine University Remains Steadfast in Banning Homosexuality

February 17, 2012 7:15 pm41 comments
Despite Years of Sodomy and Scandal, Elite Pepperdine University Remains Steadfast in Banning Homosexuality

Nestled in the lush, ostentatious hills of Malibu, California, Pepperdine University has long been a fortress of academic conservatism. Its Christian principles stand in righteous contrast to the jet set Hollywood types who call the nearby beaches their playground. Indeed, one can spy the luxury sex palace of 70s musical icon Cher from Pepperdine’s mountainside perch. Billionaire homosexual David Geffen’s waterfront mansion, with its revolving door of South American male models, is frustratingly close.

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Is My Child Engaging In Oral Sodomy?

February 15, 2012 2:06 pm82 comments
Is My Child Engaging In Oral Sodomy?

In a world full of angry liberals, flashy homosexuals and jolly fat men obsessed with technicolor ponies, it’s no surprise that many of our more misguided youth are engaging in unGodly intimate procedures. However, it hasn’t been this bleak in American schools since the 80s. The sinning is getting even stranger and much more macabre.

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Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?

February 6, 2012 12:26 pm61 comments
Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?

Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.

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Valentines for Heathens

February 5, 2012 3:39 pm172 comments
Valentines for Heathens

Rather than allowing St. Valentine’s Day to remain a religious holiday of love, merchants and entrepreneurs have created expressions of endearment that defile the definition of Christian love by catering to a low brow variety of homosexual, racist and feminist agendas. I must warn you even the Syrims and Minecrafters [...]

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Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?

February 4, 2012 7:29 pm29 comments
Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?

A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It’s a dangerous world out there. You don’t want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children.

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Are Atheists Capable of Love? Again, NO

February 2, 2012 2:26 pm441 comments
Are Atheists Capable of Love? Again, NO

The question of love seems to be on the minds of many this time of year. Perhaps due to the cold weather and abrupt lull in sporting events, after the Superbowl and before March Madness, the minds of many turn to thoughts of love. Of course Christians are capable of [...]

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The Washingtonian Burlesque of Callista’s Hair

January 28, 2012 3:54 pm23 comments
The Washingtonian Burlesque of Callista’s Hair

“The most prolific women in fashion are not “of the moment,” they dare to be different and have distinctive style that does not change from season to season, it only evolves.” – Dita Von Teese Since Speaker Gingrich tossed his top hat into the ring of candidates, the fashion blogs [...]

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Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming

January 26, 2012 5:51 pm28 comments
Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming

Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they’re the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can’t prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that’s illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.

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Hipstersexuals: The Obnoxious Ninjas of Terrorism

January 25, 2012 6:00 pm13 comments
Hipstersexuals: The Obnoxious Ninjas of Terrorism

When you picture terrorists, you picture islamists with stolen uzis and hand grenades running into a government building of this Christian Nation. But there’s a more subtle type of terrorism going on in America. Yes, terrorism of the mind. That, we can mainly credit to the hipstersexual movement and traitors like Obamney who tolerate or motivate them.

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A Fetus May Not be Food Anymore in Oklahoma – Kid U Not

January 20, 2012 8:27 pm53 comments
A Fetus May Not be Food Anymore in Oklahoma – Kid U Not

Oklahoma Senate Bill SB1418 in the 2011 session makes it illegal to sell or prepare an aborted fetus as food. The bill, introduced to the Oklahoma senate was authored by Ralph Shortey, a Republican with ties to the Tea Party from district 44. In part the one page bill, which [...]

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13 Great Reasons to Take Away Your Teen’s Cell Phone

January 17, 2012 11:05 am137 comments
13 Great Reasons to Take Away Your Teen’s Cell Phone

Teens with cell phones are more likely to engage in: same sex encounters, posting explicit photographs to the internet, cussing, pre-marital sex, Nazism, animal cruelty and socialism. Teens with cell phones are more likely to end up prostitutes and internet gamblers with little hope for college or a productive life. [...]

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World Trembles At the Words Of God Spoken To The World

3:37 am102 comments
World Trembles At the Words Of God Spoken To The World

The voice of the LORD is over the waters; the God of glory thunders, the LORD thunders over the mighty waters. The voice of the LORD is powerful; the voice of the LORD is majestic. The voice of the LORD breaks the cedars; the LORD breaks in pieces the cedars [...]

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