Mob of 100 Black Youths Rob Department Store

January 3, 2011 3:28 pm6 comments
Mob of 100 Black Youths Rob Department Store

It seems a mob of inner-city black youths didn’t get want they wanted from Christmas, so are taking matters into their own hands. The most recent crime headline from the inner-city area tells of the post-holiday horrors hardworking sales people at Mayfair Mall had to endure, after a gang mob [...]

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The Seven Deadly Sins of Athiests

January 1, 2011 8:14 pm16 comments
The Seven Deadly Sins of Athiests

God has graced some of us with the courage and will to accept Jesus Christ into our hearts at this time of great trials and tribulations. However, God has also left us with plenty of work to do. In order to heal the world, atheism must be extinguished from the [...]

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Why Do Black Women Have Such Nasty Attitudes?

December 31, 2010 7:07 pm223 comments
Why Does Black Women Have Nasty Attitude

Have you ever noticed that black women have such nasty attitude? It matters not the setting, the results are always one in the same. Nasty. Smacked gum. Snarled face. Squirming neck and high pitched voice. Black women have a chip on their shoulders and always a sense of false entitlement. [...]

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Snowy Winter Will Be The Worst in 1,000 Years

December 30, 2010 4:20 pm15 comments

The heart of God has chilled. God is angry and his eternal love no longer basks Earth in a reassuring blanket of comfort and hope. The world is in peril and we are in evil, dark hours. America betrayed her Lord and Savior by electing a Muslim extremist who believes [...]

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Tucker Carlson Says Michael Vick Deserves To Be Executed, Die, As Obama Heaps Praises

December 29, 2010 2:56 pm8 comments

[picappgallerysingle id="10422869"] Michael Vick is a name that used to be a brand for a new type of NFL quarterback. Quick, raw and strong, like a native Kenyan fresh off the boat in the 1600s. The boy could run up a storm and though the true intellectual savvy of orchestrating [...]

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Gay Snow Penis Controversy Grips Small Indiana Town

2:19 pm35 comments

Male genital snow sculpture “disgusting”, sculpture violates state statute. Male genital snow sculpture “disgusting”: wlfi.com Two giant snow penis sculptures toss neighborhood into confused frenzy of chaos and frustration. Parents and children in the Indiana neighborhood are offended and terrified of not knowing hen the horror may strike again. “Vile”. [...]

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9 New Racy Photos Raise Miley Cyrus Lesbian Questions

December 28, 2010 8:44 pm19 comments
9 New Racy Photos Raise Miley Cyrus Lesbian Questions

Is Miley Cyrus a lesbian?  This pressing question is at the forefront of world news today, as nine new leaked photos have the hearts and minds of parents, worldwide, deeply gripped and concerned. Months ago we predicted the downfall of this child, for Hollywood corrupts and her rock-a-billy father let [...]

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Gay Man Gives Miracle Birth To Son, On Christmas Day

4:27 pm16 comments
Gay Man Gives Miracle Birth To Son, On Christmas Day

Shock grips the world as a gay man has given birth to a son, all on the second holiest day of the year (Christmas). Gays are perverts who think it is natural to have same-gender relationships. So it is no shock to find MTV reports that a wealthy gay named [...]

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Pat Robertson Has Been Corrupted By The Left, Wants To Legalize Marijuana Pot in America

December 27, 2010 11:59 am6 comments

For it is written: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. The book of Matthew, the 7th chapter and the fifteenth verse. I warned you all, America. I warned we would be in dark times. Dark times. The time of [...]

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Obama Forces U.S. Military to Accept Gays

December 25, 2010 1:33 pm50 comments
Obama Forces U.S. Military to Accept Gays

Americans have been served another bitter pill by the Obama administration just in time for Christmas. The repeal of the Pentagon’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy will open the floodgates to homosexuals seeking carnal pleasures and it will compromise the U.S. role as the world’s beacon of morality. Led by [...]

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College Students! We Need You To Intern At CollegeHumor.com This Spring Semester

December 20, 2010 8:33 pm3 comments

We are launching a new venture with CollegeHumor.com, the cesspool of filth that brings us horrors like Jake and Amir and even worse degenerate material. This coming semester, we are going to work with CollegeHumor in their campaign to bring in a new class of interns to work at CollegeHumor’s [...]

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40 Best Protest Signs of 2010

11:58 am110 comments
40 Best Protest Signs of 2010

2010 was a very tough year for America. We had to endure an unprecedented travesty, that being a foreign-born Muslim playing Lord and Savior over our nation. And we suffered. Our economy is in shambles. Our armies, weak and without a Christian leaders. The nations of Earth fallen and embroiled [...]

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Grandmother Beats Attacker With Skillet, Knocks Him Unconscious

December 17, 2010 9:24 pm7 comments
Grandmother Beats Attacker With Skillet, Knocks Him Unconscious

Hutchinson, KS – Here is he is, America, rope ‘em up. This is the sicko that allegedly tried to rape a 71-year-old Kansas grandmother, but got the surprise of his life when she took her size 9 cast-iron skillet and beat this despicable punk to a pulp of unconsciousness. Here’s [...]

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Emma Watson Shocks In Nasty Lime Green Brassiere

3:27 pm26 comments
Emma Watson Shocks In Nasty Lime Green Brassiere

We all know the stats.  Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is appropriately named, because after watching it children are 93% more likely to worship Satan.  These facts are well known and Harry Potter is evil. Now if that’s not bad enough, there is a child actor name Emma Watson. [...]

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Is Justin Bieber A Pimp? (Fondling Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Jasmine Villegas and Kim Kardashian)

December 12, 2010 3:39 pm9 comments
Is Justin Bieber A Pimp?  (Fondling Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Jasmine Villegas and Kim Kardashian)

Justin Bieber’s YouTube era innocence is betrayed, the modern ‘suburban-gangster’ throws a gang sign and leads the new genre in a market designed to spread urban influence into the homes of suburban America. Bieber wears his new trademark of all black leather with a blue circular lapel, the features of [...]

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