How To Ensure Your Daughter Is Not Dressed As A Whorelot: The Christian Man’s Pictorial Guide To Dressing Your Teenage Child

December 11, 2011 4:19 am127 comments
How To Ensure Your Daughter Is Not Dressed As A Whorelot: The Christian Man’s Pictorial Guide To Dressing Your Teenage Child

The other day at Church, my Beloved Comrade In Christ, Paul, approached me with a vile dilemma that was plaguing his life, and he asked me for advice. He said, “My Dear Partner, Christopher, whom I hold so close to my Heart, there is a terrible sinister presence of satan [...]

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Why do Young Boys Choose To Be homosexuals If They Know That We Christians Know The Truth?

December 7, 2011 11:33 pm57 comments
Why do Young Boys Choose To Be homosexuals If They Know That We Christians Know The Truth?

In the past year or so, homosexual Boys have started killing themselves. They clearly can not handle the Rightness and Morality of the Christians. But this brings up a question. Why, do these children choose this lifestyle if We, the Morality of This American Nation, will teach them the consequences? [...]

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Just Because a Man Can Wear a Diaper Does Not Mean He Should Play Baby Jesus in the Christmas Pageant or Be President

11:23 pm14 comments
Just Because a Man Can Wear a Diaper Does Not Mean He Should Play Baby Jesus in the Christmas Pageant or Be President

Every year about this time, the men of our church begin the arduous task of growing beards for the annual Christmas pageant. Around Thanksgiving a few of the razor weary men will appear for early service – the younger men look rugged and scruffy, the older members of the gentry [...]

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Are atheists Actually satanic Androids, and Thus Is There A Need To Destroy Them?

December 4, 2011 12:00 am15 comments
Are atheists Actually satanic Androids, and Thus Is There A Need To Destroy Them?

This is the famous atheist physician, Richard Fineman. Look at him. Look at his doughy skin, his beady eyes and his blank face. Look at his finely coiffed hair. Something isn’t right with this image. Mr. Fineman, best known for doing science that involves incredibly complicated math, doesn’t seem fully [...]

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“I Caught My Son Looking at Internet Pornography!”

December 2, 2011 4:31 pm72 comments
“I Caught My Son Looking at Internet Pornography!”

Nothing is more tragic than seeing your beautiful child lose his precious innocence. This issue is made even worse when that drama involves internet pornography, the diseased vice that spreads through wires and techno bits across the world with an easy click. How does a mother face this situation from [...]

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5 Reasons women Must Cover Their Legs with Ankle Length Skirts: A Manifesto Against Dandy Dukes

November 28, 2011 10:02 pm25 comments
5 Reasons women Must Cover Their Legs with Ankle Length Skirts: A Manifesto Against Dandy Dukes

Warning! The following article possesses graphic depictions of the female body. I advise you to pray before reading and send all women and children out of the room. If this article provokes seizures or fainting from the horrors of the images you are about to see I will not pay [...]

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“Help! My Roommate Masturbates Too Much!”

12:54 am25 comments
“Help! My Roommate Masturbates Too Much!”

Hi, weird but totally serious question for you. Freshman in college here, living with another guy for the first time. My roommate is very cool, a jock type with lots of friends. The thing is I can hear him jerk off at night. First couple of times it was like [...]

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12 Things Every Homosexual Craves This Christmas

November 25, 2011 9:19 pm64 comments
12 Things Every Homosexual Craves This Christmas

With the birthday of Jesus fast approaching, let us yank back the cover on the homosexual agenda once again and take a look at the naked truth sprawled out before us. Yes, even during the celebration of our Savior’s birth we cannot turn away from that dark, swarthy body of [...]

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URGENT! Sign the White House Ban on the Dangerous Video Game “SkyRim“

November 24, 2011 8:06 pm295 comments
URGENT! Sign the White House Ban on the Dangerous Video Game “SkyRim“

This is a vital appeal to all those who are concerned for the safety of children in America today. Recently, shocking reports about a new video game called “SkyRim“ lit a fire on the internet. The ramifications of this disturbing piece of technology were made vividly clear and parents across [...]

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How and How Not to Use The Kinsey Scale, With a Guide to the Different Types of Kinsey Ratings

November 21, 2011 2:20 am10 comments
How and How Not to Use The Kinsey Scale, With a Guide to the Different Types of Kinsey Ratings

Above is the Kinsey Scale, a measure of sexuality invented by the homosexual psychiatrist Albert Kinsey in 1930. It discusses the different levels of proximity to God, with 0 being the closest and 6 being the furthest, and therefore sinliest. There are many different ways to interpret the Kinsley Scale, [...]

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Is Canada Hoarding America’s Natural Resources?

November 20, 2011 1:26 am252 comments
Is Canada Hoarding America’s Natural Resources?

From the dawn of this continent’s recorded history, the fortunes of the United States and Canada have been fortuitously intertwined. Both nations were populated by an enterprising and morally ambitious stock of Europeans in search of a blank template. They envisioned something pure and righteous, wondrous and bold. They carried [...]

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THE CHRISTIAN GUIDE TO NOT BEING MISTAKEN FOR A HOMOSEXUAL, PT. 2

November 14, 2011 7:26 pm22 comments
THE CHRISTIAN GUIDE TO NOT BEING MISTAKEN FOR A HOMOSEXUAL, PT. 2

It seems that even though I explained very explicitly and blatantly that I AM A CHRISTIAN HETEROSEXUAL AND ALWAYS HAVE AND WILL BE, some still have a hard time believing so because I still seem too effeminate to not be. I can assure you all that, indeed, there is no [...]

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THE CHRISTIAN GUIDE TO NOT BEING MISTAKEN FOR A HOMOSEXUAL, PT. 1

November 12, 2011 8:39 pm56 comments
THE CHRISTIAN GUIDE TO NOT BEING MISTAKEN FOR A HOMOSEXUAL, PT. 1

It seems that some people think I have repressed homosexual tendencies. This is not true. I am attracted to Jesus and to Christianity and to Morality and nothing else. I suspect it is because I am slender, young and attractive, and that is a favored type of the obsessive compulsive [...]

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FX American Horror Story – Gimp and Cake Recipe

October 10, 2011 10:24 am15 comments
FX American Horror Story – Gimp and Cake Recipe

I watched last week’s premier of American Horror Story on FX. I thought it was very scary and very delicious. The idea of a haunted or tainted place is not a new form of horror, but it is an effective riff applied well on this new offering from the makers [...]

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Dog Loves Dyslexia – October Month is Dyslexia Awareness

October 7, 2011 1:46 am9 comments
Dog Loves Dyslexia – October Month is Dyslexia Awareness

As a mom of two gifted and dyslexic children, the start of the public school year is a time to don the game face and begin enduring the feckless advice from other mothers, teachers and not so well wishers. On days that it becomes too much, the mantra is “I [...]

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