Republican Governors Ponder Funding ‘Date of Life’ for Driver’s License by Eliminating Child Hunger Programs

August 3, 2011 2:08 am9 comments
Republican Governors Ponder Funding ‘Date of Life’ for Driver’s License by Eliminating Child Hunger Programs

Washington, D.C. – Republican state governors are considering new legislation to restate citizen birthdates for state legal privileges such as a driver’s license and state tax filings to the date of conception rather than date of birth. The act is in response to the President who is not President Bush [...]

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What Would Jesus Shoot? 7 Recomendations for Practicing You’re 2nd Amendment Right

July 28, 2011 10:59 pm156 comments
What Would Jesus Shoot? 7 Recomendations for Practicing You’re 2nd Amendment Right

As Christians we try to live our lives by the idea of “What Would Jesus Do”? He is our guide and our barometer in this world. But Jesus lived and died his Earthly existence over 200 years ago. He didn’t have to deal with many of the issues that we [...]

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Has Comedian Will Ferrell Forsaken America’s Christians?

July 27, 2011 10:29 am143 comments
Has Comedian Will Ferrell Forsaken America’s Christians?

Hollywood insider Will Ferrell has worn many masks over the course of his lucrative career. From farcical jabs at professional golf and NASCAR to sympathetic portrayals of Ted Kaczynski and Fidel Castro, he seeks to explore every aspect of our cultural scene. The actor even went so far as to [...]

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Uppity Black Teen Uses Racism to Upset Arkansas High School? – It’s about Morality, Stupid

July 26, 2011 3:37 pm48 comments
Uppity Black Teen Uses Racism to Upset Arkansas High School? – It’s about Morality, Stupid

PINE BLUFF, Ark. (AR) – Kimberly Wimberly, a black student at McGehee Secondary School, completed her High School Career with a single B grade. Through hard work she earned the top academic grades for her graduating class. This in itself should have garnered her superlative status as valedictorian, but in [...]

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‘I Used To Be’ – Citizens Link an Affiliate of Focus on the Family is Reaching around the Hate

July 23, 2011 9:18 pm6 comments
‘I Used To Be’ – Citizens Link an Affiliate of Focus on the Family is Reaching around the Hate

“Virulent?” Do you mean like a deadly virus or something? “Discriminatory?” “Intolerant?” “Disdainful?” Please…. The name-calling by FFRF is completely unnecessary for its Establishment Clause argument, and seems to be totally out of character for that organization. – Bruce Hausknecht So many people have preconceived ideas and stereotypes about Christians. [...]

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Furious Sasquatch Meat Sticks Jerk in Dougie Houser’s Pants

July 22, 2011 2:59 pm9 comments
Furious Sasquatch Meat Sticks Jerk in Dougie Houser’s Pants

July 22, 2011 Fort Pierce, Florida – Jack Link’s Sasquatch Meat Media managers are in a tasty tizzy following the double serving of meaty mayhem served by child actor, Dougie Houser. Houser, who is listed as a Tennessee man on the court documents, is accused of taking a two fisted [...]

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Chris†Wire Internet Index – Percentage of Americans

July 20, 2011 11:34 pm78 comments
Chris†Wire Internet Index – Percentage of Americans

90% of Americans own an electronic gadget. 100% of those Americans think they are technically savvy. 42% of Americans are on facebook. 74% of Americans believe with mobile devices, people will do things they would not normally do on their work computer. 52% of Americans think that ‘others’ are looking [...]

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Bats, Moths and Junk Thunking – California Court of Appeals Addresses the Epic Fail

July 18, 2011 11:52 pm7 comments
Bats, Moths and Junk Thunking – California Court of Appeals Addresses the Epic Fail

As a strong supporter of the survival instinct, I find it difficult to grasp meaning from the junk thunking humor and injury that has spurred the last twenty or so generations to laud such things. Reminiscing my own childhood brush with the personalities that enjoy this sort of nonsense, I [...]

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Wicked Loving Lies of Romance Fiction Addiction

July 17, 2011 7:01 pm24 comments
Wicked Loving Lies of Romance Fiction Addiction

At 13-14%, the romance fiction genre is estimated to be the largest share of the fiction literature market. Akin to black market recreational opiates, romance fiction has remained a constant sales performer and enjoyed moderate growth even in the weakened economy with over $1.4 Billion (USD) in sales within the [...]

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What to Serve with Atheists for Dinner

July 10, 2011 8:16 pm94 comments
What to Serve with Atheists for Dinner

“You prepare a feast for me in the presence of my enemies. You honor me by anointing my head with oil. My cup overflows with blessings.” Psalms 23:5 Mister Beecham invited a young Atheist couple and two other Christian couples to dinner. The Atheist husband, Borden, had just begun work [...]

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Proper Toilet Seat Position Etiquette for the Christian Home

July 8, 2011 5:16 pm41 comments
Proper Toilet Seat Position Etiquette for the Christian Home

The Christian home is orderly and vibrates with life like a steam powered locomotive. The lady of the house is akin to the engineer, dependable and courteous, she tends to the engine by keeping the pantry stocked, cupboards organized, clothes cleaned, meals nourishing, and the home as crisp and clean [...]

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Atheists’ Science IQ Loses Spark, Bible Explains Static Electricity

July 6, 2011 11:37 am19 comments
Atheists’ Science IQ Loses Spark, Bible Explains Static Electricity

Atheists tout superiority in the Sciences with the same predictable ebb and flow of the tides. For the past century, tearing imaginary holes in faith based explanations for creation have been the focus of the Atheists’ skepticism and a hale, hearty hubris of scientific superiority. A new finding on static [...]

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July 5 National Go Braless Day – Is this a Mormon Plot?

July 4, 2011 10:24 am55 comments
July 5 National Go Braless Day – Is this a Mormon Plot?

I find the July 5th National Braless promotion on Facebook day a little tedious. I see no reason to tumble to Hades just because some lesbitarian group wants me to toss away my bra. I do the women’s walk for cancer. I get squashed in the boob crusher on a [...]

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Sore Bottoms and Huge Lines Outside of Kleinfield’s in NYC

June 27, 2011 2:21 pm29 comments
Sore Bottoms and Huge Lines Outside of Kleinfield’s in NYC

After passage of marriage equality, many celebrants in New York, New York – the city whose name salutes homosexuality and same sex marriage through repetition – are lining up outside of Kleinfield’s. The store is a bridal Mecca for those that use casual Muslim references and demand high quality fabrics, [...]

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Sarah Palin, Dig Us Out of this Recession

June 26, 2011 5:20 pm56 comments

America has reached a crisis point. Right now, every American owes nearly $50,000. We are over $14,000,000,000,000.00 in debt and each one of you, even your precious child, owes the government $50,000.00. Are you ready to write a check to Barack Hussein Obama? I am not. How is it that [...]

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